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[03:22:13.01 -> 03:22:13.41] Unknown: Another tip.
[03:22:13.47 -> 03:22:14.51] Unknown: Oh, gee. Yeah.
[03:22:14.63 -> 03:22:15.43] Unknown: Just log out.
[03:22:15.57 -> 03:22:18.71] Unknown: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great tip, John. Thanks.
[03:22:19.27 -> 03:22:20.69] Unknown: Some people might not know that.
[03:22:20.87 -> 03:22:22.11] Unknown: No, that's true. Some people might not.
[03:22:23.62 -> 03:22:27.98] Unknown: All right, everybody. That concludes episode niner, niner, niner of the best podcast.
[03:22:28.28 -> 03:22:31.22] Unknown: in the universe. We have quite a bevy
[03:22:31.22 -> 03:22:31.54] Unknown: of
[03:22:31.54 -> 03:22:34.90] Unknown: end of show mixes for you, so
[03:22:36.47 -> 03:22:37.45] Unknown: stay tuned
[03:22:37.45 -> 03:22:40.00] Unknown: for that. And we'll be back
[03:22:40.00 -> 03:22:41.96] Unknown: just when you thought your week
[03:22:41.96 -> 03:22:43.80] Unknown: would be ho-hum
[03:22:43.80 -> 03:22:44.96] Unknown: so-so. No, no.
[03:22:45.90 -> 03:22:47.56] Unknown: Episode 1000, baby.
[03:22:48.68 -> 03:22:49.74] Unknown: T-minus one.
[03:22:51.28 -> 03:22:51.92] Unknown: That's right.
[03:22:52.82 -> 03:22:53.86] Unknown: Mahalo, Malakahana.
[03:22:53.94 -> 03:22:54.90] Unknown: Episode 1000.
[03:22:55.64 -> 03:22:58.79] Unknown: And I look forward to that, and please remember
[03:22:58.79 -> 03:23:01.45] Unknown: Remember us for that show at Dvorak.org slash N-A.
[03:23:01.51 -> 03:23:04.47] Unknown: Until then, coming to you from downtown Austin, Texas,
[03:23:04.71 -> 03:23:07.75] Unknown: the capital of the drone star state in shithole nation,
[03:23:07.91 -> 03:23:11.63] Unknown: in the common law condo, the 5x9 Cluedio in the morning, everybody.
[03:23:12.03 -> 03:23:12.93] Unknown: I'm Adam Curry.
[03:23:13.17 -> 03:23:15.79] Unknown: And from northern Silicon Valley where I've got my...
[03:23:16.37 -> 03:23:19.51] Unknown: Remember that thing with the big tower and had speakers in the top?
[03:23:19.73 -> 03:23:21.81] Unknown: I forgot what that was called, a giant speaker or something.
[03:23:22.33 -> 03:23:23.57] Unknown: That's what this is.
[03:23:24.17 -> 03:23:25.47] Unknown: I'm John C. Dvorak.
[03:23:25.67 -> 03:23:27.31] Unknown: The giant voice system.
[03:23:27.31 -> 03:23:29.17] Unknown: The giant voice system.
[03:23:29.29 -> 03:23:32.05] Unknown: Talk to you on Thursday, everybody, for episode 1,000.
[03:23:32.07 -> 03:23:35.39] Unknown: Until then, adios, mofos.
[03:23:43.69 -> 03:23:47.41] Unknown: Well, it's the people's corner created by geeks.
[03:23:47.41 -> 03:23:50.35] Unknown: And you can see it double for half an hour a week.
[03:23:50.35 -> 03:23:52.11] Unknown: That's why there'll never be money.
[03:23:52.31 -> 03:23:55.35] Unknown: No, no, there'll never be money.
[03:23:55.55 -> 03:23:58.38] Unknown: Honey, you don't believe me?
[03:23:58.58 -> 03:24:00.76] Unknown: You can count the days to the credit.
[03:24:01.10 -> 03:24:06.24] Unknown: Now, if everyone buys, we'll all be free.
[03:24:06.24 -> 03:24:09.34] Unknown: But the government law doesn't want it to be
[03:24:09.34 -> 03:24:11.22] Unknown: That's why I'll never be money
[03:24:11.22 -> 03:24:14.44] Unknown: No, no, I'll never be money
[03:24:14.44 -> 03:24:17.53] Unknown: Honey, you don't believe me
[03:24:17.53 -> 03:24:19.73] Unknown: You can count the days to the trash
[03:24:19.73 -> 03:24:21.31] Unknown: I got the big horn blue
[03:24:21.31 -> 03:24:27.02] Unknown: The U.S. Pacific Command has detected a missile threat to Hawaii.
[03:24:27.32 -> 03:24:30.18] Unknown: A missile may impact on land or sea within minutes.
[03:24:30.38 -> 03:24:31.70] Unknown: This is not a drill.
[03:24:32.46 -> 03:24:34.74] Unknown: If you are indoors, stay indoors.
[03:24:35.10 -> 03:24:38.44] Unknown: If you are outdoors, seek immediate shelter in a building.
[03:24:38.90 -> 03:24:44.56] Unknown: remain indoors well away from windows if you are driving pull safely to the side of the road and
[03:24:44.56 -> 03:24:49.82] Unknown: seek shelter in a building or lay on the floor we will announce when the threat has ended this is
[03:24:49.82 -> 03:25:00.52] Unknown: not a drill take immediate action measures the u.s pacific command has detected a missile threat
[03:25:00.52 -> 03:25:11.74] Unknown: to hawaii a missile may impact on land or sea within minutes sky is very bright oh using vulgar
[03:25:11.74 -> 03:25:16.66] Unknown: language president trump today questioned why the united states would allow people from haiti and
[03:25:16.66 -> 03:25:21.36] Unknown: Africa into the country describing those places using an expletive the president
[03:25:21.36 -> 03:25:25.26] Unknown: said why are we having all these people from shithole shithole shithole
[03:25:25.26 -> 03:25:31.58] Unknown: shithole quote excuse me shithole shithole countries I wouldn't say that I
[03:25:31.58 -> 03:25:36.94] Unknown: don't think you should say that I'll say that shithole countries it's a bad word
[03:25:36.94 -> 03:25:40.68] Unknown: this is how some people talk shithole countries is it graceful no shithole
[03:25:40.68 -> 03:25:45.68] Unknown: shithole is it polite absolutely not shithole shithole shithole country I
[03:25:45.68 -> 03:25:46.58] Unknown: I just think it's offensive.
[03:25:46.86 -> 03:25:47.52] Unknown: Of course it is.
[03:25:47.58 -> 03:25:49.12] Unknown: All countries in Africa are shitholes.
[03:25:49.22 -> 03:25:50.02] Unknown: Shithole countries.
[03:25:50.18 -> 03:25:51.16] Unknown: This is a new low.
[03:25:51.32 -> 03:25:51.76] Unknown: Racist.
[03:25:51.76 -> 03:25:52.18] Unknown: Vulgar.
[03:25:52.30 -> 03:25:52.80] Unknown: Un-American.
[03:25:52.94 -> 03:25:54.20] Unknown: This is a freak show.
[03:25:54.34 -> 03:25:56.50] Unknown: There's shithole communities in America.
[03:25:56.70 -> 03:25:57.82] Unknown: I'm a proud shithole.
[03:25:57.92 -> 03:25:59.34] Unknown: People from shithole countries.
[03:25:59.48 -> 03:26:02.50] Unknown: Donald Trump has turned the Oval Office into a shithole.
[03:26:03.22 -> 03:26:06.48] Unknown: Of course, it may not be appropriate for some of our younger viewers.
[03:26:24.76 -> 03:26:26.18] Unknown: It's the latest thing.
[03:26:26.54 -> 03:26:29.01] Unknown: It's on crack.
[03:26:30.58 -> 03:26:32.20] Unknown: And it's never coming back.
[03:26:32.62 -> 03:26:36.62] Unknown: It comes along.
[03:26:36.94 -> 03:26:37.88] Unknown: You must begin.
[03:26:37.88 -> 03:26:41.00] Unknown: When John admits he's wrong, you must bing it.
[03:26:41.08 -> 03:26:44.04] Unknown: When the drum sings a song, you must bing it.
[03:26:45.04 -> 03:26:45.98] Unknown: Now bing it.
[03:26:46.28 -> 03:26:47.72] Unknown: In a shape.
[03:26:48.28 -> 03:26:49.30] Unknown: Look it up.
[03:26:49.70 -> 03:26:50.72] Unknown: Get it straight.
[03:26:51.16 -> 03:26:51.72] Unknown: Google.
[03:26:55.71 -> 03:26:58.14] Unknown: It's not too late to bing it.
[03:26:58.32 -> 03:27:05.37] Unknown: When fake news comes around, you must bing it.
[03:27:05.61 -> 03:27:08.39] Unknown: You'll let our podcast down unless you bing it.
[03:27:09.27 -> 03:27:11.41] Unknown: Everyone's a slave until they bing it.
[03:27:13.66 -> 03:27:14.92] Unknown: I say bing it.
[03:27:15.12 -> 03:27:17.79] Unknown: Bing it good.
[03:27:20.01 -> 03:27:20.91] Unknown: I say bing it.
[03:27:22.59 -> 03:27:23.83] Unknown: Bing it good.
[03:27:24.17 -> 03:27:43.06] Unknown: I was born a shithole, shithole.
[03:27:43.12 -> 03:27:46.63] Unknown: I'm probably dying this shithole.