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TIFU by calling a locksmith to unlock my car | When I should have just used AAA, which I have.
I was driving to the store to buy dog treats. I turned off my car and threw my keys onto the passenger seat while I checked my phone for messages. I got up and shut the door and realized….there they were.
I’ve never locked myself out of my car before (or ever had a rea... | {
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TIFU by letting my social anxiety fuel my generosity 😭 | I was at a stop light in traffic earlier and saw this homeless guy who looked around my age or younger begging for money with no shoes or socks on. I see homeless people ALL THE TIME but something about this guy resonated with me. I remembered I had a $5 bill in my wallet so I signaled to him to come over and started g... | {
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TIFU by giving my debit card info to a friend | 🆕Finale update : I locked the card and called to cancel it the way you guys told me (Without my mother for y’all who told me to be more independent ) thanks guys for all the insight! Ill be more responsible with the future card 😊
I (16f) gave my debit card info to a friend (16f) a couple weeks ago because she didn’t... | {
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TIFU toilet paper can cause serious damage. | This one is actually from many years ago, but I always remember it as a learning moment.
My college is known for their basketball program. When they won the Elite Eight game qualifying them for the Final Four, I joined a few thousand other students on the main campus to celebrate. People were cheering, dancing, drink... | {
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TIFU by rebooting in combat mode when I woke up from anesthesia. | Didn’t happen today, more like 14 years ago. Feels like a fever dream now. Fever nightmare? Anyways. Another recently posted story here reminded me of the first time I ever lost my ever loving mind.
I got my wisdom teeth out when I was 18. It took an inordinate amount of anesthesia to get me under. I’ve been called (... | {
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TIFU by asking for vagina records | Ok idk how to start but I work night shifts from 10pm to 630am. Usually I go to bed at 7am but had to take someone to a doctor's appointment.
Side note, I've been having issue's with my vagina since getting my birth control. Naturally, ive been doing a lot of research to figure out whats going on, remedies, etc.
Im a... | {
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TIFU by staying out after a concert | This is yesterday's fuckup which has spilled into today and its all going crazy. I (f16) am a frequent concert goer, most often at small clubs or bars to go see punk bands. I dont have many talents but one that i do possess is im quick to make friends in any situation. In last nights case, i was at a gig for a riot grr... | {
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TIFU by accepting to have s*x with a coworker. | She (43F) is always saying that she's ugly and old and stuff like that, that nobody she likes find her atractive, I (26M) am always saying she's pretty and hot 'cause it's true and to make her feel good, so... We were drinking some beers and she starts to undress, she asked if she's hot, and if i wanted to fuck her, i ... | {
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TIFU by not remembering my partner’s birthday until that evening | my partner and I got sick in the middle of the week, causing us to cancel all the plans we had for his birthday over the weekend. Being violently made me fall behind on work, so I woke up today (his actual birthday) in a completely stressed mode because I have a ton of work I need to get done before we leave for vacat... | {
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TIFU by splitting four grams of Shrooms and going to the Smithsonian while hanging out for the first time. | Not today, but a week and a half ago is when the fuck-up occurred, but first, the night we met:
I'm not much for social events, being cripplingly introverted, but through alcohol, all things are possible. So I attend this happy hour meet-up and things are going okay, with me drinking while letting others do the talkin... | {
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TIFU Pricked with dirty needle | Hi I’m 21F and a dental assistant, I was cleaning and accidentally got pricked a little in my knuckle with a used needle through my latex glove. It made a very very tiny dot that when I squeezed had blood come out a little. The patients medical history is clear but who really knows right?? I poured alcohol on it and pu... | {
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TIFU by ordering a sandwich without my contact lenses | This literally just happened minutes ago.
I slept in today and had to rush to get to work on time, so I didn't put in my contact lenses. I brought them with me and planned to put them in during a break, but my current lenses are slightly irritating to my eyes and my job doesn't require me to look at anything more than... | {
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TIFU when I realized I posted an inappropriate snap video on my story | Sooooo I (26F) fucked up.
Here's what happened:
My friends and I went out to celebrate a birthday downtown. It ended up being a super fun night, but yours truly blacked out around 10pm. At 11:30pm, I guess I took a silly bathroom video to send to my friends... but I accidentally posted to my story for a whopping 8 ... | {
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TIFU by making fun of my crippled friend. | So.. this happened during 11th grade and I'm 36.. so this fuckup is almost old enough to drink a legal beer.
So my good friend, we'll call him Randy, broke his ankle one day when we were riding our snowboards off of his roof and onto a landing platform beneath. OK, it wasn't a landing.. it was his trampoline.
Anyway... | {
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TIFU by asking my wife to shave 🐱 | For context, wife (34f) and I (30m) are parents to a beautiful toddler (1y6m F) and rent a house is what I like to call a landlord special. And this happened two days ago.
My wife and I have been planning a date night all week. I surprised her by saying I’d like to go to the movies, which I don’t do. I was never a fa... | {
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TIFU by using the bathroom after my partner. | I hope you guys get some enjoyment out of my pain, because I feel like laying in bed and staying there.
So yesterday we had my son’s first birthday party and everything went well. His dad grilled burgers, we had cake and ice cream. Well unbeknownst to me, two of the people there acquired food poisoning and my partner... | {
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TIFU by not realizing that cotton apparently shrinks | For the most part, I don’t sleep well. I’ve had insomnia all of my life, and when I know that I’m not going to be able to sleep, I refuse to simply lay there.
I get up. I’m active. I’m productive… in the form of laying on the couch with the dogs and watching bad late-night television in hopes of being bored to sleep b... | {
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TIFU by playing Mozart on high volume on my laptop at work thinking I was listening to them on my headphones. | Today I woke up late and had to rush to work and I was feeling supper annoyed. So in order to calm myself down I thought of putting my ANC headphones on and put some Motzart music.
So I opened Youtube and found a good video with a 2 hour long Motzart music. I usually don't listen to classical music but some songs on a... | {
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TIFU by letting my mom put my new mattress on my bed frame | I (22F) have been rearranging my life lately. I came into having my own home office/guest room at my parents house and after sleeping in the guest bed for a month I decided I liked that mattress better.
I was distracted doing something else and came back to help, she had already done it. Now, for context, my bed has d... | {
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TIFU by putting my earplugs and taser in the same pocket of my purse | This happened at 3 AM.
I woke up to my dog licking himself (I am a light sleeper and have misophonia), so I got up to go get my earplugs which were in my purse and in the same pocket where I keep my taser. I was delirious so I didn't think to turn on my lamp to make it easier to see.
While I was rummaging around th... | {
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TIFU by ordering the spiciest hot pot known to mankind | I used to pride myself on my ability to handle spice, but today (technically yesterday as I'm writing this) I proved myself wrong.
This all started when I decided to order some hotpot from my favorite local restaurant. This place offers a range of spice levels: level 0 for those who cannot handle any heat whatsoever... | {
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TIFU by getting out of line at a Mongolian Wok | I just made like 20 people furious at me.
I was in the dining commons of my university waiting in line at a Chinese food station where they make the food in front of you, I had already ordered, and I was super thirsty. So I got out of line briefly (30 seconds) to grab a cup of water and then went back to the same spo... | {
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TIFU by calling my son “dicknose” | This happened in Friday evening and I’m still dying about it.
It was early evening, around 8pm, and I started dozing in and out of sleep in the recliner while my husband and 4 year old son where watching a show on his iPad. My son came over a few times to come talk and show me things and then I would doze off again. ... | {
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TIFU by letting my 7yo watch Doctor Who with me | In case you care, this will contain semi-spoilers for Season 3 Episode 14 (Journey's End) of Doctor Who.
A tiny bit of background, I'm a fan of Doctor Who but I don't have anyone else in my life to watch it with. My wife saw the first episode and wasn't interested, and I really don't have any non-online friends. So I... | {
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TIFU when I saw my ex-girlfriend walking out of a store and got so distracted I wrecked my car while making eye contact with her. | **TLDR:** People say Karma is a bitch. Karma is your ex girlfriend that you treated terribly, walking out of a Home Depot looking so gorgeous you literally wreck your car.
This actually happened Today. I went to Home Depot today and got me a tall ass house plant. Ive been thinking about it for a while now and today I... | {
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TIFU By Not Picking Up a Spool of Thread | Hello Everyone, here is my tale of confused annoyance.
My wife works in the kitchen of a hotel. Neither of us drive so she walks to work, it's about a thirty minute walk. She normally leaves around five AM and comes back around three PM or so. Once a month the hotel dose a Paint and sip, where they serve pizza to ever... | {
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TIFU while hanging shelves on a thin wall | Not today, but another post reminded me of this story.
5 years ago I wanted to hang some huge shelves in the flat I was renting in Barcelona.
Said and done, I pop out the good ole' SDS hammer drill, and I go on to drilling 48 holes, stopping at a depth just over 35 mm ( the length of the wall plug I was using ).
... | {
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TIFU by getting caught relieving myself by the google streetview car | This happened last year but I think enough time has passed that I can talk about it.
Last year I (21F, 20 at the time) was driving to a long way to visit my parents as I hadn’t visited them for nearly a year. I was pretty sick at the time with some kind of stomach bug but I still decided to go. Its a pretty long trip ... | {
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TIFU, by not washing clothes with laundry detergent for at least a few months | My husband and I have this AI-powered washing machine with three separate containers for laundry detergent/softener. Two can automatically dispense the 'right' amount of laundry detergent and softener. Washing machine estimates the amount based on the load. The setup has advanced settings to not dispense detergent auto... | {
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TIFU when I accidentally punch my coworker in the left tit. | Ok, so, I work at an office job in a cubical and there aren't many employees in my department. Everyone of my coworkers are sitting right in front of me, but I can't see them since the cubical walls block them. No one sitting next to me since the ones that did just quit. Hell yea, whole row to my self.
As one does th... | {
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TIFU by going on a tinder date and calling my dates cat fat | I matched with a really cute girl, out of my league! Not only that but she is into the same games as me and likes cars! We talked for 3 days non stop and we decided to meet up for coffee. We meet, she is even better looking I person! Things start out great, conversation flows great and then she shows me a picture of he... | {
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TIFU by inhaling sugar free gummy bears | M 44 here,
Alright, I know how this sounds but please hear about the tragic tale that occurred on January 14th 2024. It was a typical morning, I hopped on the train and started my journey to work. Bam, I arrived to the workplace, and I felt a rumble in my stomach.. I was low on hunger and I needed to find something AS... | {
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TIFU by dislocating my knee dancing to Specialist from Persona 4 | Yes, you heard the title right. I am currently lying in bed with a knee brace, wondering if I will ever be able to dance again...
So it all started when I was at home and a blackout occurred for only a few minutes. During that time, I guess the internet went out, because after the power went back, I wasn't able to go ... | {
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TIFU by making too much spaghetti and trusting my self control | TIFU by making too much spaghetti. Yes, I mean TOO much, 2 boxes too much, I usually make my food to last for a week or two so I can have my meals ready for when I return from the gym, but recently I’ve been putting on too much muscle, which has been making me too hungry recently.
So at 3:30pm, like any smart, and sens... | {
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TIFU by not remembering if I took out my contacts | This actually happened a few weeks ago, but the mortification is still very real.
We had our staff Christmas party, and I decided I wanted to look ~fancy~ so wore my contacts instead of my regular boring glasses. I had a few (too many) drinks (I'm a teacher, we like to enjoy ourselves at our Christmas party to dull t... | {
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TIFU by doing nasty stuff in front of a window- now I have the feeling that I'm being stalked. | I'm using a throwaway account but I'll be reading your comments, sorry for grammar mistakes
So my (18F) neighbour (also 18F) saw me doing some nsfw stuff to myself and now I have the feeling that I'm being stalked by her and her friends.
yeah so basically I live in a building shaped like a W, which means that you ca... | {
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TIFU by bringing a portable pink fan to class | TIFU by bringing a ping handheld fan to class, but my teacher thinking it was a Vibrator
Hey guys, this is my first post ever on Reddit so please don't make fun of me😢.
I F16 decided to bring a pink portable fan to my English class today, I showed my friends first before I started using it and asked one of my friend... | {
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TIFU The 24 hour airfare refund rule only applies if the departure is more than 7 days away | I impulsively booked a flight to Vegas, thinking I could change my mind and cancel if I did it within 24 hours. I've bought and cancelled airfares dozens of times over the years, but I guess I never read the fine print about the 24 hour rule only applying if the departure date is at least 7 days away from the purchase ... | {
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TIFU by eating 3 bags of sunflower seeds. | Hopefully this isn't overly vulgar, I personally think it serves as a cautionary tale.
This happened a few years ago while I was on a strict keto diet. I used to eat a lot, and sunflower seeds sort of helped curb that since they take significantly longer to eat than chips, candy, etc.
I liked to eat the full sunflowe... | {
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TIFU by loudly proposing marital activities at an inappropriate time | So I work from home and so does my wife. It's a small 3-bedroom apartment and I work in the "office" (one of the bedrooms) and she gets our living room which is larger. My youngest daughter is ill today so she missed school and was in our bed.
In the afternoon, she poked her head out the living room door and said to ... | {
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TIFU by watching a cruise ship video around step kids | I have 2 tween step kids and they normally don’t pay any attention to anything I watch. I even tried showing them a ship tour video of the cruise we’re taking later this year and they had absolutely no interest.
Yesterday I started watching a ship tour video of a brand new ship that recently debuted. I was planning ... | {
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TIFU accidentally typed MILF instead of MIF repeatedly in an email to a customer and got fired | I used to be a contractor and one of the companies where I (briefly, for reasons below) worked in 2017 wrote software to help manufacturing companies track product, shipments, orders, and overall manage processes. The software had about a thousand different features and companies could customize it by picking what they... | {
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TIFU By not teaching my kid what a "vanity" is. | Actually happened yesterday, but you get the idea...
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Yesterday evening my son (19) comes to me and tells me he has a hangnail. And sure enough he does, one of those nasty fuckers that just goes way down into the corner of where the finger and nail meet. "No biggie", I say, "we'll just pull it out. Go ups... | {
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TIFU by resetting my rib with an orgasm. | This has been an ongoing thing for the last two weeks.
So i’m 38. I’m getting older and i fell asleep on the floor one day on my side and woke up with a dislocated rib. last “false rib” on my left side. it was slightly swollen, tender in 3 spots, hurt to the touch and when was bumped accidentally by my partner, sent m... | {
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TIFU by driving with a failing wheel bearing | I took my 12 year old car to work and noticed the rear right wheel bearing was making weird noises at times. After a few days, the bearing goes completely silent and I started thinking it was probably dirt that entered the bearing. I had to drive 220km urgently, told my friend my car might breakdown and left. I had pla... | {
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TIFU: Cleaning the floor? Call an ambulance! | Obligatory: didn't happen today, on mobile, blah blah blah.
I'm going to let yall decide which one of us takes the tifu.
In our first year of marriage, my wife called 911 on me for cleaning our kitchen floor. I worked at a school, and my wife worked second shift at a group home. I had made a note when we talked ove... | {
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TIFU by ordering a Fleshlight and lying about it when my parents found the package | This actually happened yesterday, but whatever.
I’m an 18 year old trans girl and I live with my mother and step father. For Christmas, I recently received money from my family who lives in another state. I decided to use the money to purchase some sex toys, and because of sales and different websites, it all came in... | {
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TIFU by beating the meat at the wrong time. | Today I fucked up. I M(18) decided to beat the meat. I live in a boys' hostel. I beat it around 4 a.m. in my hostel’s bathroom (which is public) hoping no one would see me. The windows are kinda visible from outside at night from the above floor. The worst thing is I was watching some gay p*rn (my country is not open m... | {
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TIFU by missing the bus and calling in sick to work | So this morning i missed the bus to my work because i forgot my work id at home. I saw it driving away a minute earlier than usual right as i got to it's station and now i can't go to work, so i called in sick inmediately after.
So far so good. I can tell them that, and i should be mostly fine. I dont get paid that da... | {
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TIFU by joking about my colonoscopy pictures | So this actually happened yesterday. I had a routine colonoscopy which requires deep sedation. No problem, I’m walking up in the recovery area and feeling a little hazy/goofy. The nurse was a sweetheart but definitely a talker. She mentioned they found a small polyp, likely nothing to worry about but would I like to ... | {
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TIFU by letting my friend’s mom sign my consent form. | Recently, my school had a blood donor event where you could sign up to donate your blood. I was really excited because I got to assist people and get community service hours for it (which means less work for me to get the hours this semester for my clubs…) Anyways I went on the day and my appointment came, so we went d... | {
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TIFU When lying about my mental state turned into the end of my life as I know it | This all unfolded yesterday, as my (29M) ex came to know the truth about my lies. Since a year I have a lot of diffuclties whit my mental state, everytime edging a depression or burnout. It probably was longer due, but school terminating my graduation internship was the drop that made the camel overflow. Also, I have a... | {
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TIFU by not reading the fine print when cancelling my flight | I had a flight programmed for a month from now. But due to some unforeseen reasons, I saw myself forced to change the dates. The flight was with United, and they'd allow me to change the dates by paying a small change fee + the fare difference.
The thing is, the new prices + the fee were no longer attractive. So I wo... | {
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TIFU by stomping my foot on the ground too hard. | TIFU by unintentionally scaring two girls in a narrow alleyway. I'm a huge muscular guy with a naturally intimidating face, and I often find myself trying to pass people so they don't feel uncomfortable. This time, I was in a rush and the girls ahead of me were walking slowly. Desperate to avoid being mistaken for a cr... | {
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TIFU by not caring about my husband's new kitchen utensil | Military moving companies are a different breed. There are good ones that pack your things with care and keep everything organized or you get the bad disorganized, random stuff tossed in random boxes movers.
Guess which one we got?
Unfortunately, the timing of this last-minute move was made worse by yours truly being... | {
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TIFU by accidentally deleting the wrong drive on laptop. | So today when I was using my laptop I noticed that my C drive had no space and it was almost red because of the storage. So I thought why not allocate some storage to the C drive from my other drives which had plentiful of it. So when I tried initially it was all greyed out but after looking it on the internet I found ... | {
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TIFU by smelling like Mary Jane at work | I work at a daycare. I just started a few weeks ago at the beginning of January.
I do not smoke before work only after I get off. I always make sure to wash my clothes if I’ve smoked in them before I wear them to work as well.
The clothes I wore today were freshly washed. I did not smoke at all today.
However, t... | {
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TIFU by not drinking enough fluids | I “greened out” on my first edible high. It wasn’t even dosed so god knows how much canna butter and oil was in this fruity pebble rice crispy treats.
I ate it around noon and enjoyed the couch lock just chilling playing some PS4 (at the time), got up to go to the bathroom, managed to get there after struggling to wa... | {
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TIFU by getting frustrated after being asked the same question 3 times by my wife and letting that frustration show | So, I got home from work around 8:30 in the morning. I put my stuff down, fed the dog, and sat down to join my wife in the livingroom as she watched YouTube. She offered to let me watch something, but I was fine watching whatever she wanted to watch.
I didn't say it, but my reasoning was that I didn't want to watch a... | {
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TIFU by sending the wrong audio file to my music teacher | Hi all. I'm currently 17, doing sixth form music. We did this Ensemble for a musical called 'Little Shop of Horrors' and between all of the music group that formed a band, we agreed that it was our best unit.
However, my teacher had little to no evidence supporting what we did, though I had some files so I named them... | {
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TIFU by drinking rotten juice. | Most unusually for this sub of self-humiliation and shame, this in fact happened less than an hour ago.
My local in-convenience store had been closed for over a week without explanation. Venturing out in the middle of the night to the nearest 24-hour gas station to pick up snacks and drinks amidst the coldest part of ... | {
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TIFU by listening to what my wife said without questioning it | I'm sitting here in front of the washing machine, wondering how the fuck I got here. This fuck up happened approximately 30 minutes ago.
I had just successfully fixed the garage door; the guide wheel had popped out of the guide track and was causing the garage door to go up and down in a weird grinding manner. I wa... | {
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TIFU By Shooting My Shot | Ok so I (15F) went to a basketball game with a friend of mine (also 15F) today and I was having so much fun, I really enjoy watching basketball even if I don't always understand. Anyway, to what you actually want to hear, I saw this guy, on the opposite team, he looked to be about my age, mind you I am going to be 16 v... | {
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TIFU by interpreting something my husband said literally and yelling out on command | Happened a couple of hours ago.
Just to preface, I (30F) am a doctor and he (30M) works in law enforcement. We don’t live in the US.
I came down with a high fever today and my husband was helping me take care of myself after he got home from work. My fever wasn’t breaking with medication so he was helping me sponge m... | {
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TIFU by giving by friends girlfriend panties | Ok, so let me start off by saying that im 19 and a trans man, i have had no surgery, no hormone treatments, i usually just wear a binder or heavy clothes.
So, i still have periods, and my whole life ive been taught to carry extra supplies on me, this includes underwear, so i do that, i buy packages of brand new pantie... | {
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TIFU by taking the back roads. | Ironically I had just been telling my mom that morning how I was considering snow tires for my car. All-season tires are good, but not snow-tire-good.
I was coming back from visiting some friends out of town and took the scenic route. Admittedly I should have stayed on the main roads, as we just had a winter storm re... | {
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TIFU by making an unfortunate typo. | So, my current job is not going well and I’ve applied for several other jobs both internal and with other companies in the last couple of weeks.
Today I turned in an application for a job where I know the hiring manager personally.
She texted me a few hours later to let me know there was a typo.
I misspelled “Bac... | {
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TIFU I by throwing a snowball at my own car | This morning, I was across the street joking around and chatting up with my neighbor. We got a lot of snow in our area last week that is starting to melt as the temperature has finally gone well above freezing. So, the snow packs exceptionally well and creates a pretty solid, but still soft snow ball that you can get s... | {
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TIFU by looking through my moms phone | My mom has two phones, one is for phone calls and texting and work and regular every day stuff, her second phone is a game phone, and she always leaves it home when she’s at work. I lost my phone and had been searching for it for about 40 minutes before i got her game phone, and i began trying to call myself from her p... | {
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TIFU because I cursed at the PC | My TIFU story starts at the fact that I have had a date yesterday and went to sleep very late considering the fact that I had to wake up at five am because of work.
So I slept like 4 hours, got ready, when I dropped a bottle of maple syrup on my big toe, causing it to turn into a weird pride flag consisting of blue, ... | {
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TIFU by accidently not flushing the toilet right, resulting in my roommate thinking I had a miscarriage. | The toilet in our appartment sometimes doesn't flush right. It is gross and I always check but I forgot today, and I happen to be on my period. My roommate is a lovely gay guy who is also one of my best friends.
So today, he knocks on my door and he looks like he is going to pass out. He asks me if I am alright, and i... | {
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TIFU by microwaving my soup for too long | I am on a liquid diet (well, soft foods anyway) for a week due to a major tooth extraction/bone graft I had done last week. Basically, for the last few days I've been eating a lot of soup and things like mac and cheese that doesn't really require chewing and doesn't have anything crunchy or hard... Fine while I was off... | {
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TIFU by leaving my copious adult paraphernalia out in my room | My sister got married today so the entire extended family came to town for a massive wedding. I work in finance and had the busiest week of my professional career. As a result I had been MIA for some of the festivities earlier in the week.
Still wanting to do my part, I offered my house to five separate sets of relati... | {
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TIFU by Reversing into a parked car | I (15M) Got my permit to drive yesterday. I was super excited, showed all my friends my license and when I got home, my brother (17M) asked if i wanted to park it into the driveway. The previous time I drove The stick Was a normal one, with an actual stick. But this time It was a virtual one, with a wheel you twist. ... | {
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TIFU by Watching Porn on My Phone and Accidentally Broadcasting the Audio to My Outdoor Speakers for All The Neighbors to Hear | I live in a camper in an RV park and my camper's radio has Bluetooth. I use it for listening to music, but I also use continue to use the Bluetooth when watching porn on my phone sometimes.
This morning, I woke up to a lot of noise from my neighbors. They were outside with their kids and hanging out. The campsites her... | {
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TIFU by falling for the most transparent scam ever. | 25M here, first time posting, sorry if wrong subreddit.
Was about to sell an item from FB Marketplace, guy said he wanted to do it via a well known courier service and he then sent me the link.
Aand I fell for the classic type your card data and wait for confirmation.
Bank app notification came, i unlocked with finger... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by thinking Jehovah's witnesses weren't real | I know Jehovah's Witnesses exist, but I just didn't think these two were real, there's much more context to come
I live in a Southern coastal city that does a lot of filming, and I work in the entertainment industry. About a year ago I was on set deck for a movie that was filming downtown. It's a really fun job where I... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU By turning myself into an oompah loompa | Figured I'd have a bit of self care.
So, with some extra time on my hands, I decided to treat myself to a DIY face mask, thjnking I'd go natural ingredients only. I found a supposedly "natural" face mask recipe online that promised a radiant glow. One of the main ingredient was turmeric – I mean, it's anti inflammator... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by realizing that I have been misspelling "definitely" for the past 8 years | So English isn't my first language and when I was originally learning it I learnt the word definitely BUT I heard it as definently so that's how I've been spelling and saying it for the past 8 years then when I got a new phone that didn't have all my autofill stuff I started noticing it saying it's spelled "definitely"... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by eating Weetabix | Not today, but yesterday. For background, I have a high protein diet because of weight training. I've never had any issues before, but I recently switched to a new protein powder thats much higher in protein. That's the first FU, as I didn't realise the sheer magnitude of the difference in protein intake.
So, after us... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU my eye | Short post, happened two days ago.
Rough week at remote work, eyes are strained and tired. Reach for my trusty eye drops, and experienced the ultimate betrayal.
It wasn’t my eye drops - it was nail glue. I held my eyelid open and squirted a healthy dose of superglue directly on to my eyeball.
Luckily I somehow had ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by leaving laundry soap in sub zero temperatures. | I live an apartment without an in unit washer and dryer so I have to use a complex laundromat to wash my clothes. This cold winter morning I went out to go to the laundromat to wash my clothes. I got to my car only to realize I had left my laundry detergent and softener in my car last weekend when I did my laundry. The... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU telling my parents they were not allowed to have sex under my roof | My parents spent the week with me. It was something the two of them planned to do since I moved out and continued my life in another country. My mom and dad refused to let me arrange a hotel room for them. They wanted to be closer to me, as in, spare bedroom closer. I agreed to let them use the spare bedroom in my apar... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by almost getting frostbite on my penis | I fucked up bad. Just a bit of context to preface. My goal for the past 7 years has been to become a police officer. I know I'm not a shining pillar of perfection, im human after all, but I'd like to do what I can to make the world at least a slightly better place than it was before I came into it. Every time I've app... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by not considering packaging | Hello everyone. Full disclaimer (and not the one you're expecting, e.g. "not actually today... etc"): I've been a long time lurker of this subreddit and have gotten a good deal of enjoyment AND exasperation from the good, the bad, and the ugly that I've seen here. As well as the blatantly fake stuff.
This is a true ta... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by singing the wrong song to myself | So there I was listening to IGOR an album whose penultimate track is called I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, and the refrain is yelling I don't love you anymore at a weird pitch.
Now I have professional goblin brain (ADHD) and one of the ways I stim is singing to myself, normally I do this at a whisper.
Finally I was lis... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU By not buying tickets to a party | Every year my uni’s study association holds a winter party (basically clubbing). Last year I went, but this year I wasn’t feeling it (for privacy reasons I won’t explain why exactly) - despite my friends all going. It didn’t matter as much to me up until now, since the tickets were sold out anyway.
Now a guy I’m inte... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by drinking maggots | I had this white chocolate powder that I've had for many months now... But I thought powder doesn't go bad. Or at least that it takes years. So I got a glass of milk, heated it, dropped some powder.
Wrong. Powder does go bad. As I was drinking I noticed two curled up things floating in milk. I thought it was just har... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by sending my ex a TikTok | So me and my ex broke up and went no contact. This was around 8 months ago. During our relationship he wouldn’t let me consume media if I found the people attractive. For example I couldn’t listen to Harry styles for months. I was once watching a smosh video, I’ve been a fan for years, and he asked if I found Shayne to... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by accidentally rejecting a guy i really liked | so i'm gonna be real this happened back in like. november but it's bad enough that i have to share it
i was on a school trip that was basically a conference with kids from a bunch of other schools in a different state, and there was this guy in my committee room that i thought was cute. so naturally every time he gets... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by Starting an Underground Sportsbetting Ring | Okay, so this disaster unfolded recently, and I'm still dealing with the consequences. It all began innocently enough in my junior year of high school. As someone who's always been super into sports, I thought I'd add a bit of excitement to the daily lunch debates about upcoming games NBA and NFL games.
The idea was ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by Blowing My Student Loan on Rent in the UK | Hey r/tifu,
So today, I majorly screwed up. I’m a 24-year-old student from India, studying in the UK. I had this £25,000 student loan for my Master’s program, right? Well, I managed to burn through a chunk of it – about £8,000 – that was meant for my tuition, on rent and other stuff. Classic me.
Now, I’m stuck. My un... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU helping an employee get to rehab and afraid I might lose my job | Using a throwaway
This happened today
Not necessarily looking for anybody to reassure me what’s gonna happen or help me figure out what’s gonna happen not looking for somebody to tell me that I did the right thing I know I did the right thing
I just needed a place to vent
Please excuse formatting I am on mobile. ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by getting into a skiing collision | This happened 2 days ago, hoping typing it out will help process it. For context Iv had my fair share of concussions while riding so Iv been doing my best to keep my head safe i.e riding park less, only doing tricks I know I can do, and wearing a new MIPS protected helmet at all times.
My previous concussion which happ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by not realizing how bad a known allergy was | This FU happened last night but it was a big fuck up.
For some background
I am allergic to cinnamon, not a huge deal normally, easy enough to avoid, (holidays are a different animal). I’ve always been on high alert with cinnamon because it causes severe hives, and any time I have accidentally eaten it my lips, throa... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU. Today i was on a call getting nasty with my LDR boyfriend without knowing my brother was home. | So basically I was on my phone talking to my bf and i didn’t realize my brother was home already. Things got hot and we decided to do the thing on the call which means I was moaning OUT LOUD. after 30 minutes i left my room and found out my brother’s in his room.
I fucked up so bad. I’m a 20 years old girl and I’ve ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by Eating TacoBell Cinnabon Delights in a Dark Car | For context, I (21F) am a community college transfer student who just started her first quarter at a four-year university and am living in the dorms. While studying to get my degree during the day, I am also part of the musical the theatre department is doing this quarter. So with classes in the morning and rehearsals ... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by wearing my pajamas to the shops | TIFU when I decided I was too lazy to change clothes before going to get super glue.
I wore my pajamas which consists of an oversized MCR t-shirt that has a few rips and holes thanks to my dog, it’s long enough that is covers my pajama shorts, and also a pair of thongs which kept breaking so that’s why I was buying t... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU. I found out that your phone may not be dead | So today I found out I f'd up. Yesterday I was on a remote metting with bosses. I was on my work phone because I was traveling from a job and couldn't get to the office. Boss asked me to get my laptop on asap. I drove to my destination and thought I was on mute as I arrived. I start setting up the laptop, and am liste... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
TIFU by taking an edible | EDIT: I found out they were 18mg each gummy
I fully said to myself before taking the gummy, “it can’t kill me”.
I’m very inexperienced when it comes to weed, I’ve gabbled with zoots a few times when I was younger and full of life, but never edibles because I’ve heard so many tragic stories.
Anyway I ordered some fr... | {
"source": "Reddit"
} |
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