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ill drink to that
I will celebrate that.
sent u $20
I sent you twenty dollars.
this is our best idea yet
This idea is the best we have had so far.
reservation at 8 right?
Our reservation is at eight o’clock, right?
I can't describe how lucky you are that I'm actually awake by noon
You are very lucky that I am awake by noon.
flossing? never heard of her
I have never heard of flossing.
if only
I wish it were true.
I am in office:)whats the matter..msg me now.i will call you at break:).
I am at the office :) What do you need? Message me now. I will call you during the break :).
Tmrw. Im finishing 9 doors
Tomorrow I will finish nine doors.
starting now
I am starting now.
dog needs walk
The dog needs a walk.
Sir, i am waiting for your call, once free please call me.
Sir, I am waiting for your call. Please call me when you are free.
Wanna go for a walk?
Do you want to go for a walk?
And is there a way you can send shade's stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.
Can you send Shade’s things to her? She has been very kind too.
i'm at the stage of friday where i'm just making lists of things to do this weekend.
It is Friday, and I am making a list of things to do this weekend.
The local library is having a book sale. You know where I'll be.
The local library is having a book sale. I will be there.
ok u were right
Okay, you were right.
What * u wearing?
What are you wearing?
at least the view is... interesting.
At least the view is interesting.
everything just dropped
Everything just stopped working.
Whom you waited for yesterday
Who did you wait for yesterday?
Oic cos me n my sis got no lunch today my dad went out... So dunno whether 2 eat in sch or wat...
I see. My sister and I have no lunch today because my dad went out. I do not know if I should eat at school or not.
I think there's a new action movie.
I think there is a new action movie.
Now, whats your house # again ? And do you have any beer there ?
What is your house number again? Do you have any beer there?
Hi dis is yijue i would be happy to work wif ü all for gek1510...
Hi, this is Yijue. I would be happy to work with you all for GEK1510.
Oh:)as usual vijay film or its different?
Oh :) Is it the usual Vijay film or a different one?
have fun!
Have fun!
me trying to flirt: so... do you... like... exist in this dimension?
I am trying to flirt: so... do you... really exist here?
the way my anxiety makes me reread texts after sending them
My anxiety makes me read texts again after I send them.
knew it
I knew it.
so predictable
That is very predictable.
plz text back
Please text me back.
i'm so awkward idk what to reply
I am very awkward and I do not know how to reply.
I wish u were here. I feel so alone
I wish you were here. I feel very lonely.
Get ready for <#> inches of pleasure...
Get ready for <#> inches of pleasure.
u think its weird to ask for someone's instagram?
Do you think it is strange to ask for someone's Instagram?
just saw a kid selling pokemon cards for rent money
I just saw a child selling Pokémon cards to get money for rent.
Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld &amp; they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..
Confidence story: Aeronautics professors were asked to sit in a plane made by their students. They left quickly, but one stayed and said if his students made it, it would not start. That is confidence.
Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
I dont understand your message.
I do not understand your message.
need coffee stat
I need coffee now.
name one time u were early
Name one time you were early.
the way my phone autocorrects 'omw' to 'on my way to disappoint everyone'
My phone changes "omw" to "on my way to disappoint everyone."
Where u been hiding stranger?
Where have you been hiding, stranger?
soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :)
Soon you will have the real thing, princess! Do I excite you? :)
my toxic trait is buying books i'll never read
My bad habit is buying books I will never read.
can't rn, charging phone
I cannot now, my phone is charging.
hair dye disaster
My hair dye is a disaster.
can i borrow your charger? mine has vanished into thin air.
Can I borrow your charger? I have lost mine.
loan me 10 bucks?
Can you loan me ten dollars?
Hi. I'm always online on yahoo and would like to chat with you someday
Hi. I am always online on Yahoo and want to chat with you sometime.
(I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to fuck off but hey, your money if you want it)
I do not really care, and if you cannot, I will get someone else to leave me alone. But it is your money if you want it.
Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you'd be able to get a half track to usf tonight?
Hey, a guy I know wants me to get him some weed. Can you get half an ounce to usf tonight?
whats ur fave phone accessory?
What is your favorite phone accessory?
I love a good thunderstorm. So cozy.
I love a good thunderstorm. It feels cozy.
Havent shopping now lor i juz arrive only
I have not shopped yet because I just arrived.
Should i buy him a blackberry bold 2 or torch. Should i buy him new or used. Let me know. Plus are you saying i should buy the &lt;#&gt; g wifi ipad. And what are you saying about the about the &lt;#&gt; g?
Should I buy him a Blackberry Bold 2 or Torch? New or used? Also, should I buy the <#>G wifi iPad? What do you say about the <#>G?
U attend ur driving lesson how many times a wk n which day?
How many times a week and which day do you attend your driving lesson?
Doesn't g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn't be trying to smoke at &lt;#&gt;
Does G have class early tomorrow? Should he be trying to smoke at <#>?
my mom found my vape 😳
My mom found my vape 😳
weird but ok
That is strange, but okay.
talk to you on the other side.
I will talk to you later.
burned it in sink
I burned it in the sink.
Sorry da thangam.it's my mistake.
Sorry, Thangam. It was my mistake.
they do!
They do!
whatever
Whatever.
lets get ice cream and talk
Let’s get ice cream and talk.
Thank you baby! I cant wait to taste the real thing...
Thank you, baby! I cannot wait to taste the real thing.
Abeg, make profit. But its a start. Are you using it to get sponsors for the next event?
Please make a profit. It is a start. Are you using it to get sponsors for the next event?
Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?
Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?
Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don’t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx
Where would I be without my baby? Thinking about it might break me. I do not want to go crazy. Everyone needs their lady xxxxxxxx
That's fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions
That is fine. Have him call me if he knows what he wants or has questions.
Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
Nothing much. I am a bit bored. Why don’t you go home early and sleep today?
parking where exactly?
Where exactly are you parking?
great way to end the night
A great way to end the night.
just got my coffee
I just got my coffee.
u wanna grab coffee and laugh?
Do you want to grab coffee and laugh?
u wanna see it?
Do you want to see it?
by the entrance
I am by the entrance.
Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest shit got :(
Total disappointment. When I texted you, the craziest things happened :(
that moment when u remember you have to be a person tomorrow
That moment when you remember you have to be a responsible person tomorrow.
Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th
Haha, good to hear. I am paid and ready to buy an eighth.
Tell me they're female :V how're you throwing in? We're deciding what all to get now
Tell me they are female :V How are you joining in? We are deciding what to get now.
twist my arm
You are twisting my arm.
lazy sunday?
Lazy Sunday?
No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...
No wonder... Because I do not remember seeing a silver car. But I think I saw a black one.
K:)all the best:)congrats...
Okay :) All the best :) Congratulations...
Hmmm:)how many players selected?
Hmm :) How many players were selected?
Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?
Yes, I told her. She was asking what is the matter?
Even my brother is not like to speak with me. They treat me like aids patent.
Even my brother does not like to speak with me. They treat me like a patient with AIDS.
Damn, poor zac doesn't stand a chance
Damn, poor Zac does not have a chance.
Dont flatter yourself... Tell that man of mine two pints of carlin in ten minutes please....
Do not flatter yourself. Tell my man to get two pints of Carlin in ten minutes, please.
if you aren't here in the next &lt;#&gt; hours imma flip my shit
If you are not here in the next <#> hours, I will lose my temper.
bathroom is clean
The bathroom is clean.
that was close! 😅
That was close! 😅
there are no dumb questions!
There are no dumb questions!
active now
Active now.
just matched w my high school bully
I just matched with my high school bully.
just realized ive been using dish soap as body wash
I just realized I have been using dish soap as body wash.
me trying to figure out if they're flirting or just canadian
I am trying to figure out if they are flirting or just polite like Canadians.