The Great Georgian Road Trip Guide: A Complete Georgia Travel Itinerary!

Wedged right between the Black Sea, Russia, Turkey, Armenia, and Azerbaijan, there exists a charming piece of Europe that has maintained its deep cultural heritage through the Ottoman and Soviet Empires. It is a land filled with majestic castles and ornate churches that tell secrets of a golden middle age, and where the historical landscape beats with the pulse of ancient civilizations. The name is Georgia, and we are not talking about the peach filled state of the south, but the real Georgia with over 7,000 years of civilized history.
Georgia is hardly bigger than the state of West Virginia, but within its tiny borders lie thousands of years of history and months worth of adventure. Take a road map of the country, and you cannot go more than 20 miles without a notable landmark. Whether it is the ruins of a castle, a hilltop cathedral, an active monastery, ancient cave dwellings, or a bustling old town, there is something around every corner.
Is Georgia The Ultimate Road Trip?
I only had one week in the country, and with so much to see, and so many stops along the way, renting a car was the only sensible way to see as much of the country as possible. Tbilisi, the capital city, was my first stop and immediately I regretted only planning one week for this country. Tbilisi itself offers so much to see and do, and many other travellers I met shared stories of their month long trip exploring this hidden gem. The streets of Tbilisi are filled with travel agencies showcasing all the country has to offer and cars line the old town with advertisements to rent them. We chose Tbilisi Auto Rent . They provided us with a 4WD (necessary!) Nissan SUV for 72 hours at $60 a day and a one way fee of $70 to drop it off in Batumi on the Black Sea.
It should also be noted that there is no great, organized route across Georgia. Because of the mountains to the north and the south, one highway runs right through the middle of the country with most sites way up north or way down south. This will cause for a lot of backtracking, but again Georgia isn’t that big to begin with and most sites are worth driving by a couple of times anyways.
TBILISI

Tbilisi is a great place to start your Georgia road trip. The vibrant capital sits in the southeast and boasts anything that a quaint European city might. Crumbling fortresses guard the city's edge, elegant churches dot the skyline, buzzing cafes and bars line the streets of the old town, and ultramodern architecture strictly contrasts the age old city, while the Kura River lazily floats by.
All of the churches are Orthodox and every Sunday morning you can witness the procession of the liturgy. Climbing the surrounding hills, or riding the funicular, gives you amazing vantage points of the sprawling city below and gives you access to climb fortress walls and stand on ancient castles.
The colorful old town sits on a hill and it is where most budget accommodations can be found. Many hostels and apartments have patios with sweeping views, and the rooftop bars pump the music late into the night as the castles and churches glow under the moonlit sky. Many days could have been spent in Tbilisi to fully discover the culture of this rich city, but the rest of the country was calling.
MTSKHETA

Just as Tbilisi ends in the north, the tiny town of Mtskheta swiftly takes its place. Overlooking the small town high on the hilltops across the river sits Jvari Monastery. The church was built in the 6th century and is the best location to view the town of Mtskheta below.
In the middle of the town you'll find Svetitskhoveli Cathedral. It is built in the location of Georgia’s first Orthodox church and is said to be where the faith began in the country. It is even rumored that one of Georgia’s kings was buried beneath the church holding the robe of Jesus Christ. Around the church there is an active old town with quaint hotels, and plenty of amazing Georgian cuisine to be had.
ANANURI

A few hours north of Mtskheta there is a beautiful turquoise blue reservoir. To the far north west end of the U-shaped body of water sits the Ananuri Castle Complex. As you drive towards it you will get beautiful views of the castle on a small peninsula. There is not much of a town to go with the complex, but it is said that the castle was the site of many bloody battles. In the church you will find peeling frescoes and a nun quietly walking around maintaining all of the candle flames and incense burners.
GERGETI TRINITY CHURCH

The 4-hour drive north will start to take you deep into the Kazbegi mountain range. Driving becomes very slow as you take switchback after switchback to weave up to the mountain town of Stepantsminda.
After arriving in the quaint mountain town, it is still a 2 hour hike, or an even more treacherous hour's drive up the steep mountainside to sneak a peak at the Gergeti Trinity Church. On a clear mountain day, jagged, snowy peaks will be all you see as the backdrop for this isolated cathedral.
Unfortunately, the skies were filled with clouds only giving us a blurry glimpse of the iconic church against a white backdrop. After the disappointing weather, we had to turn around and backtrack all the way to Mtskheta to hit the highway going east.
KHERTVISI CASTLE

This is why renting a car is the only way to travel Georgia! If you were to take a tour bus, your driver would absentmindedly drive past the countless castles and churches that are right off the main road, all the while the abandoned castles scream, “Climb me!”
With your own car, you can pull over whenever you want, take back roads, and get off the beaten path. The best part is that Georgia has so many castles that seem to be completely abandoned and are not regulated for tourism. You can climb in, up and around without paying a thing! So thats what I did when the Khertvisi Castle revealed itself off the highway.
VARDZIA

Just an hour south of the abandoned Khertvisi ruins you'll find the Vardzia cave dwellings. In the middle of fertile farm lands, a sheer rock face has been punctured by the ancient dwellings. For $2 you can climb up this rock face and weave in and out of the holes that once served as homes, barns, wine cellars, churches, markets, and public libraries.
Behind one of the still functioning monasteries there is a tunnel that forces you to your hands and knees as you dig deep into hillside losing all sense of light or direction and causing quite a bit of panic and anxiety until a few hundred meters later when the light at the end of the tunnel appears taking you to a completely different segment of the cave dwellings.
ATSKURI CASTLE

Once again backtracking up north is the only way to return to the major highway across Georgia. Along the way we stopped at another amazing castle ruin that we simply neglected on the way down. The orange moss and the jagged hill it sat upon beckoned us nearer on the way back north.
Once again, no one oversees this castle or controls its entry. It is just open and free for the public to climb and feel like a king as you stand upon its spires overlooking the kingdom.
KUTAISI

Kutaisi is the third largest city in Georgia, but that isn’t saying much as it only has 200,000 residents. It's a sleepy little town dotted with many churches that sit right along the river. The Bagrati Cathedral is its most noticeable church as it sits high above the city offering an amazing vantage point of the town below.
A market fills the town square as local restaurant and cafe owners grab the needed ingredients for their evenings meals. A small park with fountains draws an evening crowd where old men lightly gamble and kids run around with ice cream, and a funicular that appears to be from the Soviet era transports brave passengers to the top of the hill for a stunning sunset.
All the while, just a few kilometers away, tourists and locals are thousands of meters below ground experiencing one of Europe’s most extensive cave systems, Prometheus Caves.
BATUMI

As we continue west on our Georgia road trip, we run straight into the Black Sea. Along the coast is a beautiful scenic drive that takes you through many small beach towns. The Black sea sparkles with an ironically turquoise blue color as waves crash against the shore. A few abandoned castles are found along the way as you make it to Georgia’s premier entertainment capital.
Batumi is unlike anything else you have experienced in Georgia; the skyline is filled with modern and ever expanding architecture, the rocky beach is lined with loud bars and cafes, and the boulevard is filled with tourists from all over the world. Theme park rides line the boardwalk and a 2.5 kilometer long funicular will take you way out of town to the mountains. But before your time in ancient Georgia comes to a close, be sure to stop at a few of the local restaurants one last time to taste the delicious  khachapuri (cheese bread) and kharcho (a beef, walnut, and cilantro stew).
Where would you go on your Georgia road trip?

Road-Trip Essentials for Georgia

Route Strategy & Seasonality

It helps to anchor your week on a simple backbone: Tbilisi → Mtskheta → Ananuri → Stepantsminda (Kazbegi) → Vardzia corridor → Kutaisi → Batumi. The spine is flexible—swap Vardzia and Kazbegi if the peaks are foggy—because clear skies make all the difference at Gergeti.

Aim for one big drive or two short hops per day.

Start mountain days before 9 a.m.—fog and cloud build after lunch.

Download offline maps and pin fuel/ATMs before leaving cities.

Carry small cash for village parking, fruit stands and donation boxes.

Don’t sweat backtracking; it’s the price of seeing the good stuff.

Best Time to Go — Cheat Sheet

SeasonWeather FeelRoad RealityWhy It’s GreatWatch-outsMar–AprCool, fresh, greening hillsOccasional slush at altitudeWildflowers, quiet sitesUnpredictable mountain showersMay–JunMild, crisp morningsMostly dry surfacesLong daylight, lush valleysShort rain bursts—pack a shellJul–AugWarm plains, cool peaksBusy but passableFestivals, high-alpine picnicsAfternoon fog in Kazbegi; beach crowdsSep–OctSunny days, cool nightsDry, best visibilityHarvest tables, golden vinesBook early in wine areasNov–FebCold lowlands, snowy highlandsSome pass limitsEmpty icons, low pricesShort days; winter wheels needed

Where to Sleep & What to Eat (The Rituals You’ll Remember)

Georgia’s guesthouses are all about hospitality. Spare bedrooms turned into feasts and friendship.

Share mains; portions run generous and sides are hearty.

For khinkali: hold the “hat,” bite, sip the broth, then finish—no forks.

Try tarragon soda with road lunches; it’s a Georgian classic.

If Kakheti wine country doesn’t fit this loop, pencil it next time.

At coastal cafés, order adjika-rubbed grilled fish with lemon.

Menu Decoder — Pocket Line Chart

DishWhere It ShinesWhat It IsInsider MoveKhachapuri AdjaruliAdjara/Black SeaCheese boat + egg + butterSwirl egg & butter; dip crusts hotKhachapuri ImeruliImereti/KutaisiFlat, cheese-filled roundAdd cucumber-tomato saladKhinkaliHighland townsSoup dumplings (meat/mushroom)Count the “hats” you conquerLobio + MchadiEverywhereBean stew + cornbreadAdd jonjoli pickles for zingBadrijani NigvzitEverywhereEggplant/walnut-garlic rollsLook for pomegranate jewels

Segment Reality Checks (Distance vs Time)

Here’s why “just a couple hours” becomes a whole morning. You’ll add viewpoints, a fortress stair, and one more bakery. On paper, Georgia’s legs are short. But on the ground, they’re scenic and sticky.

Tbilisi → Mtskheta is quick; Jvari’s overlook adds time.

Ananuri → Stepantsminda is slow with trucks and switchbacks.

Vardzia day needs legs—stairs, tunnels, panoramas.

Kutaisi anchors canyon days with easy returns.

Batumi arrivals feel calmer outside market rush hours.

Drive Segments Snapshot

LegDistanceUsual TimeStretch StopTiny TipTbilisi → Mtskheta25 km30–40 minJvari MonasteryPark below; short walk to the ridgeMtskheta → Ananuri65 km1–1.5 hReservoir pull-offsChurchyard nut brittle stallsAnanuri → Stepantsminda110 km2.5–3.5 hGudauri panoramaKhinkali lunch with a viewMtskheta → Vardzia (via Akhaltsikhe)220 km5–6 hBorjomi parkLobiani + mineral springVardzia → Kutaisi200 km4.5–5.5 hAtskuri ruinsFruit stands for road snacksKutaisi → Batumi150 km2.5–3.5 hBotanical GardenTime it for a sunset stroll

7–10 Day Builder (A Loop That Breathes)

Days 1–2: Tbilisi — Old town wander, Narikala by cable car, sulfur bath night, Dry Bridge market browsing.

Day 3: Tbilisi → Mtskheta → Ananuri → Gudauri/Stepantsminda — River bends, balcony churches, big-sky switchbacks.

Day 4: Kazbegi Day — Gergeti hike/jeep, Dariali Gorge, khinkali feast under the stars.

Day 5: Long hop to Vardzia via Borjomi — Park stroll, cave-town sunset.

Day 6: Vardzia → Kutaisi — Bagrati Cathedral terrace, market-to-table dinner.

Day 7: Canyons Loop — Martvili/Okatse and back to Kutaisi or push to Batumi.

Days 8–9: Batumi — Botanical Garden, seaside bikes, Adjaruli khachapuri picnic.

Day 10: Return to Tbilisi (optional) — Uplistsikhe stop if time, last supra in the capital.

At-a-Glance Day Grid

DayBaseBig DriveSignature StopEvening Plan1–2Tbilisi—Narikala + AbanotubaniSulfur bath + khinkali3Gudauri/StepantsmindaMtskheta–AnanuriGudauri panoramaFireplace guesthouse4Stepantsminda—Gergeti hike/jeepStargaze; early bed5VardziaBorjomi valleyCave terracesSunset ridge viewpoint6KutaisiVardzia → KutaisiBagrati CathedralOld-town wine bar7Kutaisi/BatumiCanyon loopMartvili/OkatseDrive to sea or return8–9BatumiCoastal strollsBotanical GardenPromenade at dusk10Tbilisi (opt.)Highway eastUplistsikheLast supra in Sololaki

FAQ: Planning a Road Trip Through Georgia

Thinking about hitting the road through Georgia’s mountains, monasteries, and medieval fortresses? Here are the questions travelers usually ask when building their own Georgian road trip itinerary.

How much time do I need for a proper road trip in Georgia?

One week lets you cover the highlights—Tbilisi, Mtskheta, Ananuri, Kazbegi, Vardzia, Kutaisi, and Batumi—but it’ll be a fast pace. Ten days gives you breathing room to linger in mountain towns, enjoy wine country, or detour to canyons. Many travelers fall in love and stay three to four weeks to explore slowly.

Is it easy to rent a car and drive in Georgia?

Yes, renting a car is straightforward, especially in Tbilisi. You’ll need a valid driver’s license (an International Driving Permit is recommended), and a 4WD vehicle is ideal for mountain roads. Georgian drivers can be assertive, but main highways are decent. Just be prepared for backtracking—there’s essentially one east-west artery, and many sights are off the main road.

Do I need a 4x4 vehicle?

For most major sights, a regular car works, but a 4x4 makes life easier—especially on the steep road to Gergeti Trinity Church, rural backroads, and unpaved access points to remote castles or monasteries. In wet or snowy months, it’s strongly recommended.

What’s the best time of year to do a road trip in Georgia?

May–June and September–October are golden: mild temperatures, clear skies, lush landscapes, and fewer crowds. July–August brings festivals and alpine picnics but also fog in the mountains and busy beaches. Winter (Nov–Feb) can be magical but requires snow-ready wheels for high passes.

Is it safe to drive in Georgia?

Generally, yes. The roads are mostly in fair condition, and violent crime is rare. The main things to watch out for are speeding drivers, unexpected livestock on the road, and narrow switchbacks in the mountains. Drive defensively, avoid night driving in rural areas, and you’ll be fine.

How should I structure my route?

A simple and flexible loop works best:Tbilisi → Mtskheta → Ananuri → Stepantsminda (Kazbegi) → Vardzia corridor → Kutaisi → Batumi.You can swap Kazbegi and Vardzia depending on the weather (mountain views matter!). Expect one long drive or two shorter hops per day.

Are the mountain roads difficult to navigate?

The Georgian Military Highway to Kazbegi is paved but slow: expect trucks, switchbacks, and unpredictable fog. The final stretch to Gergeti Trinity Church is steep and rutted—best tackled with a jeep or by hiking if the weather’s good. In spring or autumn, check conditions before you go.

What are the must-see stops along the way?

Tbilisi – historic old town, sulfur baths, Narikala Fortress

Mtskheta – Jvari Monastery and Svetitskhoveli Cathedral

Ananuri – dramatic castle on a turquoise reservoir

Kazbegi/Stepantsminda – Gergeti Trinity Church under snow-capped peaks

Vardzia – ancient cave city with hidden tunnels

Kutaisi – Bagrati Cathedral, markets, nearby canyons

Batumi – Black Sea coast, botanical gardens, seaside funicular

How expensive is a road trip in Georgia?

Georgia is budget-friendly. Car rentals average $50–70 USD/day, fuel is cheaper than in Western Europe, and guesthouses often include hearty homemade breakfasts and dinners. Entry fees are minimal—many castles and monasteries are free. A week-long trip can be done comfortably for $600–800 USD per couple, excluding flights.

Where should I stay overnight?

Guesthouses are the heart of Georgian hospitality. Expect generous meals, strong homemade wine, and family vibes. Tbilisi offers boutique hotels and apartments; Stepantsminda has cozy chalets; Kutaisi is great for canyon day trips; Batumi has seaside resorts. Book early for harvest season (Sept–Oct) or major holidays.

What about language barriers?

In cities and tourist towns, you’ll find English speakers at hotels and car rentals. In rural areas, Russian is more common, and Georgian is the national language. Offline translation apps and a few friendly hand gestures go a long way—Georgians are famously welcoming.

Any insider tips for making the most of the trip?

Don’t over-plan; Georgia rewards spontaneous detours.

Start mountain days early—fog builds after lunch.

Download offline maps and pin ATMs/fuel stops before leaving cities.

Bring cash for village parking, fruit stands, and donations.

Stop often—some of the best moments happen at random fortresses or roadside bakeries.


The Isle of Mull, Scotland: Wildly Beautiful and Completely Underrated

The Scottish Highlands are, simply put, starkly beautiful. From the rugged, looming mountains to the grassy glens and murky lochs shrouded in mystery, it's no wonder this region is so highly sought after by visitors.
When I first set out to visit the highlands I, like many others, chose to head directly to the Isle of Skye. Not to say its remarkable reputation is unfounded - I was left in awe of its otherworldly vistas and spellbound by its mythical history after visiting for only three days - but Skye isn't the only island in the Inner Hebrides worth visiting.
The slightly smaller and lesser-known Isle of Mull took me by complete surprise, and I haven't stopped raving about this underrated gem since visiting last summer.

The Island in a Nutshell
For a relatively small island, Mull’s landscape varies wildly: the West side of the island is dominated by steep cliffs and rocky shore, while the East is softer with lush greenery. The coastline stretches over 300 miles and is rife with rugged bays, sea caves, pristine beaches, and cascading waterfalls.
Tobermory, the charming capital, is characterised by its idyllic harbour-front locale and brightly painted buildings. It's a placid and picturesque village with little other than a museum, whisky distillery, restaurants and shops, and acts as a great base from which to explore the island.

Things to Do, See, Eat & Experience on the Isle of Mull
For the adventurous and outdoorsy, there are a number of walks and hikes across the island, which vary in duration and difficulty. Ben More - one of the highest munros in the Inner Hebrides - stands at 3,169 feet, and can be climbed in a span of 7 or 8 hours. With a steep ascent and boggy and rocky terrain, it's a challenging climb, but the 360-degree panoramic view from the summit is breathtaking (weather dependant, of course).

Duart Castle dates back to the 13th century, and is the ancestral home of one of Scotland’s oldest clans: The MacLeans. It's open from May to October, with the castle grounds and tearoom free to visit, and a small entry fee to tour the interior.
Unspoiled beaches abound on Mull - beautiful stretches of white and golden sand with clear blue, turquoise and emerald-toned seas. Some beaches - like the popular Calgary Bay are easily accessible, while others are more secluded, requiring a short walk or 2 hour hike to reach. Fidden is known for its pink granite outcrops and and spectacular sunset views, and Traigh Gael is one of the most hidden beaches on the island - you're almost guaranteed to have the place to yourself.

Wildlife is plentiful on and surrounding Mull; between April and October, whale watching tours run frequently, and Minke Whales, Bottlenose Dolphins and Basking sharks can be spotted.
Bird watching is popular, and the island is often touted as the best place in the UK to see white-tailed and golden eagles. During the summer months, puffin colonies can be seen breeding on Staffa - a nearby uninhabited island accessible by ferry or boat tour.
Sample the delicious farm-to-table food

Fresh seafood is harvested from the island's clear waters, including mussels, crabs, langoustines and salmon, and Cafe Fish in Tobermory is one of the best restaurants on Mull to sample it. Fresh and locally sourced seafood is their specialty - shellfish is delivered to the restaurant daily from their private fishing boat, and all other fish is provided by local fisherman. You'll find everything from whole lobsters to rich fish stew and seared scallops gracing the menu here.

Ninth Wave provides an incredible 3, 4 or 5 course fine dining experience, with a daily-changing menu featuring fresh local ingredients. Everything on the menu is hyper-local: various herbs, fruits and vegetables are picked from their kitchen garden and herbarium, and over 70 types of greens and flowers are grown on 7 acres of 'edible landscape' located nearby. Island delicacies abound on the menu, such as Mull highland beef, Fionnphort venison, and raw Iona honeycomb.
Isle of Mull Cheese is a small working dairy farm open to visitors. You can take a self guided tour of the farm, check out the underground cheese cellar, or have lunch in their homely cafe.
Head to Tobermory Bakery for homemade cakes and pastries, and don't miss the renowned fish & chips from Fisherman's Pier van at Tobermory's harbourfront.

Essential Information for Visiting

Getting there: Mull's serene surroundings make you feel as though you're a world away from Edinburgh, but it's actually not too far, and getting to the island is fairly simple.
Ferries to the island depart daily from Oban, which is a two hour drive from Glasgow, or three from Edinburgh. Once on Mull, it's quick a 40 minute drive to Tobermory from the ferry terminal in Craignure.
Getting around: Renting a car is advised as public transportation is infrequent and expensive.
Where to Stay: I stayed at Sheiling Holidays campground - which is a great budget option near the ferry terminal, and I also stayed in Tobermory at the Tobermory Youth Hostel, which is ideally located on the main street. Check this website for a list of additional accommodation options, including bed and breakfasts, self-catering cottages, and hotels.

Have you been to the Isle of Mull?Or would you like to visit?

Mull Trip Guide: Routes, Ferries, Hikes & Food (So You Can Just Go)

You already know Mull is wildly beautiful. Here’s the practical, confidence-boosting bit so you can plan a smooth trip. Think sea eagles, secret coves, surprise rainbows, the works.

The Ferry Rhythm (So You Don’t Miss the Boat)

Main gateway: Oban → Craignure (CalMac). Crossing ~45 minutes. Booking ahead is smart in summer. Arrive ~30–40 minutes before with a booked car; foot passengers have more wiggle room.

Alternative: Lochaline → Fishnish (shorter, handy if you’re already up north in the Highlands).

Standby hack: If your preferred time is sold out, join the standby lane early; cars often get waved on as no-shows shuffle the deck.

Seasick prone? Nibble ginger biscuits, sit low and central, eyes on the horizon.

If You Have 1–3 Days

One perfect day (west-coast taster): Craignure → Salen (coffee) → Calgary Bay (picnic + beach walk) → Dervaig (tiny village detour) → Tobermory for late lunch + harbour stroll + distillery tasting → back to Craignure.

Two days (add boats and cliffs): Day 1 as above. Day 2 drive south to Fionnphort for a Staffa & Treshnish Isles cruise (puffins late spring–early Aug) or a wildlife-watching day (minke, dolphins, eagles).

Three days (stretch and breathe): Hike part of the Ben More horseshoe if weather’s kind, or pick a coastal section near Langamull. Add Duart Castle either en route from or back to the ferry.

Pocket Checklist Cheat Sheet

ItemWhy It HelpsUse It WhenWaterproof shell + over-trousersFour seasons in one hour is real here.Boat decks, beach squalls, Ben More gusts.Midge repellent (Smidge or similar) + head netSummer midges adore still, damp evenings.Sunset picnics, woodland trails, loch-side camps.Binoculars (8x42 sweet spot)Eagles soar high; dolphins pop fast.Pull-outs on B8073, boat bows, cliff tops.OS Map 375 / offline mapsSignal dips outside towns.Single-track detours, trailheads that hide.Sturdy shoes (waterproof)Bog trots are a Mull specialty.Ben More, Calgary’s dunes, farm tracks.£1/£2 coins + contactlessMixed payment world.Parking meters, van fish & chips, honesty boxes.Thermos + snacksFew cafés between villages.Windy viewpoint lunches, ferry queues.Small torch/headlampRural dark is dark.Late walks from pubs, campsite runs.

At-a-Glance Day Plan (Tobermory Base)

TimeFocusWhereTiny Tip08:30Harbour wake-upTobermory pier → lighthouse pathScan for otters along the rocks; bring binoculars.10:00Coastal rollB8073 to Calgary BayPause at the clifftop pull-ins; keep wheels off verge.11:00Beach timeCalgary BayExplore the Art in Nature woodland trail behind the dunes.13:00LunchTobermory (Cafe Fish / bakery)Book Cafe Fish ahead in summer; bakery for speedy pies.14:30Castle & clanDuart Castle (via Salen/Craignure)Free to roam grounds; interior is a small fee—worth it for views.17:00Golden hourAros Park or Tobermory hill viewpointsAros has easy loops and mirrored loch reflections.19:00Simple supperFisherman’s Pier van (if open) or pubEat at the harbour wall; gulls have opinions—guard your chips.21:00Sunset watchTobermory harbour or back to CalgaryWest coast glows linger; bring the midge spray.

Wildlife Calendar (What’s Likely, When & Where)

Month(s)Likely SightingsBest AreasTiny TipApr–JunWhite-tailed eagles nesting; ottersLoch na Keal, Sound of MullEarly morning = calm water = otter ripples.May–AugPuffins breedingStaffa & Treshnish IslesStay low and still; give birds right of way.May–OctMinke whales, dolphins, basking sharksOffshore wildlife cruisesOvercast days can be better for spotting dorsal fins.Sep–OctRed deer rut (on mainland Morvern; audible on Mull)Quiet glensKeep distance; use long lenses.Year-roundGolden eaglesHigh ridges around Ben MoreScan skyline for a steady, V-shaped soar.

Walks That Deliver Big for Little Effort

Aros Park Loops (easy, 1–3 km): Forest, waterfalls, a mirror-still lochan and sneaky views back to Tobermory.

Langamull Beach (easy-moderate, ~3 km return): Soft trails to a pale-sand bay with Skye glimpses on a clear day.

Calgary Art Trail (easy, ~2 km): Woodland sculptures + natural frames over the bay.

Ben More (hard, 7–8 hrs): Only if weather is generous and you’re hill-ready; bog, boulder and brilliance.

Hill safety: check MWIS or the Met Office mountain forecast; tell someone your plan; carry layers, map, headlamp, snacks.

Eat & Sip: A Mini Food Map

Tobermory:

Cafe Fish — day-boat shellfish, harbour-front views (book early).

Fisherman’s Pier van — classic fish & chips; harbour picnic bench heaven.

Tobermory Bakery — pies, cakes, decent coffee.

Tobermory Distillery — small, atmospheric; pick up a bottle for drizzly nights.

Island Producers:

Isle of Mull Cheese (Sgriob-ruadh) — peek into the cellar; order grilled cheese with farm chutney.

Ninth Wave (near Fionnphort) — a destination dinner celebrating island bounty (fixed menus; reserve).

Van Wisdom: Keep a tenner cash for honesty boxes and farmers’ stalls—eggs, jams, honeycomb pop up where you least expect them.

Where to Stay (by Vibe)

BaseBest ForWhy You’ll Like ItTobermoryFoodies, first-timers, car-free amblersWalkable harbour, cafés, distillery, Aros Park next door.Craignure/SalenEarly/late ferries, practical hubsEfficient jump-off for loops north or south.Calgary/DervaigBeach bums, sunset chasersWest-coast glow, quiet nights, close to Langamull.FionnphortBoat-trip loversStaffa/Treshnish departures nearby; big-sky seascapes.Wild camping/cabinsStargazers with leave-no-trace chopsDark skies; respect croft land, follow signs, use campsites when possible.

Price & Perks Cheat Sheet

Budget RangeTypically IncludesWorth-It UpgradesSave More By££ (self-catering)Cottage/hostel, your own breakfastsSea-view window, log burnerShopping in Oban before ferry; batch-cooking.£££ (B&B)En-suite room, Highland breakfastHarbour-front addressShoulder season (Apr/Oct) rates.££££ (boutique/hotel)Design rooms, on-site diningBalcony over the bayMid-week stays, direct booking perks.Tours (wildlife/Staffa)Boat seat, skipper commentarySmaller boat w/ fewer guestsMorning sailings; bring your lunch.

Isle of Mull Travel FAQs: Plan the Perfect Scottish Island Escape

The Isle of Mull is wildly beautiful. Packed with dramatic landscapes, wildlife encounters, historic sites, and cozy foodie moments. Here are the most common traveler questions to help your trip.

When is the best time to visit the Isle of Mull?

Spring through early autumn (April–October) is ideal for clear views, wildlife sightings, and open attractions. Puffins arrive in May, wildflowers blanket the hills by June, and September brings deer rutting season. Winter is much quieter—great for solitude, but many sites close and ferries run less frequently.

How do I get to the Isle of Mull?

Most travelers reach Mull via the CalMac ferry from Oban to Craignure, which takes about 45 minutes. It’s wise to book your car space in advance during summer, but foot passengers have more flexibility. Alternatively, you can take the Lochaline–Fishnish ferry if you’re already up north in the Highlands.

Do I need a car to explore the island?

Yes, a car makes exploring much easier. Public buses exist but run infrequently and can be costly. With a car, you can reach hidden beaches, hiking trails, castles, and wildlife spots at your own pace.

How long should I stay on Mull?

Two to three days is perfect for a good mix of coastal drives, wildlife cruises, and hikes. In a single day you can see highlights like Calgary Bay, Tobermory, and Duart Castle. Add extra days if you want to hike Ben More or take boat trips to Staffa and the Treshnish Isles.

Is it easy to spot wildlife on Mull?

Absolutely. Mull is one of the best places in the UK to see white-tailed and golden eagles, often soaring above Ben More. Puffins nest on nearby Staffa from May to August, and you can spot dolphins, basking sharks, and minke whales on boat tours between April and October.

What are the top things to do on the island?

Climb Ben More for epic views, wander Tobermory’s colourful harbour, visit Duart Castle, relax at Calgary Bay, or take a wildlife cruise to see puffins and whales. Don’t miss Aros Park for easy walks, or Langamull Beach for a quiet coastal escape.

What should I pack for a trip to Mull?

Layers and waterproof gear are essential—Mull’s weather can flip from sunshine to sideways rain in minutes. Bring sturdy shoes for boggy trails, midge repellent in summer, binoculars for wildlife spotting, and a torch for dark rural nights. A thermos and snacks are handy between villages.

What’s the food scene like on Mull?

Small but impressive! Cafe Fish in Tobermory serves fresh, boat-to-table seafood, while Ninth Wave offers hyper-local fine dining. Don’t miss Tobermory Bakery for sweet treats and the classic fish & chips van by the harbour. Local cheese, honeycomb, and preserves are tasty souvenirs.

Where should I stay on the island?

Tobermory is the best base for first-timers with walkable shops, eateries, and ferry connections. Calgary and Dervaig are quieter and perfect for beach lovers. Craignure is convenient for early ferries, and Fionnphort is ideal for puffin boat trips. There are options for every budget, from hostels to boutique B&Bs.

Is hiking on Mull suitable for beginners?

Yes! There are easy coastal and forest trails like Aros Park loops and Calgary Art Trail. Ben More is a more challenging full-day hike requiring hillwalking experience and good weather. Always check forecasts, tell someone your plans, and carry proper gear.

How’s the weather on Mull?

Unpredictable! You can experience “four seasons in one hour”, so dress in layers and pack a reliable rain shell. Summers are mild (15–20 °C), while spring and autumn can be cool and breezy. Even on sunny days, wind off the water can make it feel chilly.

Any insider tips for first-time visitors?

Book ferries and accommodation early in summer, bring cash for honesty boxes, and start wildlife cruises early in the day for calmer seas. Keep binoculars handy at all times—you never know when a sea eagle or dolphin will make a cameo. And don’t rush Mull; slow days here are the best ones.


The Longest Hair in the World: The Women of the Red Yao Tribe In China

The women of the Red Yao tribe are known to have the longest hair in the world. Here's how to visit and learn about their culture at Huangluo Yao Village on a day trip from Guilin, China.
"And men, be careful because the women will pinch your butt."
Those were the tour guide's words as we approached the village of the Red Yao tribe. She winked and chuckled as she said this, so we weren't sure whether she was trying to pull our naive legs or whether she really meant it.
The Spaniard sitting behind me thought something must have been lost in translation so he repeated her words, "Pinch? What do you mean they pinch the butts?"
More laughter ensued as those around him demonstrated what he had indeed heard correctly.

Visiting the Red Yao tribe in China
One of the most unique places I visited during my trip to southwestern China was Longsheng in Guangxi Autonomous Region, an area which is home to the Longji rice terraces and the famed women of the Red Yao tribe. We specifically visited the Huangluo Yao Village.
Despite what our tour guide told us, what makes the women of the Huangluo Yao Village world-renowned isn't their playful practice of butt-pinching, but rather their hair. You see, the women of the Red Yao tribe have some of the longest hair in the world - as in their hair is almost the same length as their height!

The Women with the Longest Hair in the World
The women of the Red Yao tribe only cut their long, black hair once in their life (at 16 when they are ready to start looking for a husband), and as a result, many of them boast a mane that is 1.4 to 1.8 meters in length depending on their age.
There are different hairstyles for every stage in life and you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she wears her locks. For example,

A young unmarried woman will wear her hair covered by a black scarf
A married woman with no children will wear her hair down in two braids
A married woman with children will wrap her hair around her head like a turban and wear it with a bun in the front

Up until 1987, the women's hair was considered so sacred that it could only be seen by her family. If a man accidentally came across a young woman without her black headscarf on, he would have been forced to live with the girl's family for 3 years as their son-in-law.
However, ever since that tradition was abandoned, the village has become somewhat of a tourist destination drawing curious travellers who want to to catch a glimpse of the longest hair in the world and learn more about this village's way of life.

What do the women of the Red Yao tribe use in their hair?
A common question from us visitors was, how do the Red Yao women wash their hair and what do they put in it?
After all, if you're a girl with shoulder-length hair you already know the amount of work that goes into brushing, washing and conditioning those locks. Now imagine doing that with hair that reaches the floor!
Well, the secret to the long, healthy hair of the Red Yao women is their traditional method. They wash their hair in the river using a special homemade shampoo which is essentially fermented rice water made from Longsheng rice.

Dating rituals of the Red Yao tribe
After learning about the different hairstyles from our guide, we also got a lesson in dating and what men look for when it comes to finding a bride. So what does it take to get hitched around these parts?
A big voice – This is because the man is often far from home tending the rice fields, therefore, the wife needs a loud voice in order to call her husband back home when lunch is ready to be served.
Large feet – Because the people of this tribe live in the hills, they need to be strong climbers, and nothing says 'I'm a strong climber' better than Hobbit-sized feet.
A big butt – Any woman who is going to be good at childbearing needs to have a large, curvaceous, plump derriere.  Think Beyonce style.
Small hands – The women from this tribe do a lot of needlework and small hands are best for such fine, delicate work.

Now moving on to dating rituals - it appears that there is a bit of a dating game in this community. Literally.
If a woman is interested in a man, she will throw a ball at her suitor to express her interest and he will catch it. If there happens to be a lot of competition among the males for this one particular female, the men will battle it out and fight to get the ball.
Whoever catches this ball will then enter into a courtship with the potential bride and they will get to know each other over the course of a year.
If everything goes well, a wedding will be in order at the end of that time frame.
The only worry - what if your love interest isn't strong enough to beat out the others?

How to visit Huangluo Yao Village
The best way to visit the Red Yao tribe is by joining a guided tour departing from Guilin. This tour is typically a full-day experience and you are accompanied by a local Chinese guide.
This Longji Rice Terraces Full-Day Private Tour visits the rice terraces, Huangluo, Ping’An and Dazhai Village.
It's a 1.5-hour drive there and then a 2-hour drive back.
To end things, here is a little video Sam and I made during our visit to the Huangluo Yao Village, and yes there is plenty of butt-pinching and awkward singing by the foreigners who got pulled on stage. Enjoy!

Visiting Huangluo Yao Village: Practical Tips for an Ethical & Enjoyable Trip
Quick-Glance Fact Sheet

Topic
Fast Facts

Location
Huangluo (黄洛瑶寨), in Jinzhu Township, Longsheng County, Guangxi Province

Tribe
Red Yao (a branch of the Yao ethnic minority)

Population
± 70 households / 400 residents

Hair Record
Avg. 1.7 m; UNESCO-listed as “Village of Long Hair”

Language
Yao (Mienic family) + Mandarin

Altitude
~400 m above sea level (foothill zone of the Longji rice terraces)

Entry Fee
¥80 at gate • included on most guided tours

Bookmark this table; it covers the basics you’ll end up Googling at midnight the day before.

Best Time to Visit & Weather Cheats

Season
Daytime Highs
Landscape Palette
Visitor Density

Mar – May
15-24 °C
Emerald terraces, peach blossom pockets
Low-moderate

Jun – Aug
28-34 °C + high humidity
Lush green, heavy rain showers
High (domestic summer holidays)

Sept – Oct
20-28 °C
Golden rice paddies pre-harvest
Moderate

Nov – Feb
5-15 °C
Misty hills, sparse rice; clear air
Quiet, some homestays closed

Transport Options—From Guilin to Pinch-Proof Territory
DIY Public Bus

Guilin Qintan Bus Station → Longsheng Bus Terminal (2 h, ¥40).

Transfer to Longji Tourist Bus bound for Ping’An/Dazhai; ask driver to stop at “Huangluo” (45 min, ¥20).

Walk 700 m from roadside ticket gate into the village.

Pre-Booked Minivan

Hostels in Guilin & Yangshuo bundle round-trip van + village ticket for ¥180-¥220.

Departs 08:00, returns 18:00—nice if you’re short on time but want Freedom-with-a-capital-F to roam inside the terraces.

Full-Day Private Tour (recommended for first-timers)

Inclusions
Going Rate
Pros / Cons

Guide, air-con car, Huangluo & rice-terrace stops, bilingual commentary
¥750-¥1,100 per car (1-3 pax)
Set your own pace; pricey if solo

Cultural Etiquette: “Hair-dos” and “Hair-don’ts”

Do
Don’t

Greet elders with a slight head nod + “Nong-vou” (hello in Yao).
Pat children on the head (an adult-only sanctum in Yao culture).

Offer small bills when buying crafts; they may not hold change for ¥100 notes.
Photograph a woman re-wrapping her hair without asking; it’s akin to snapping someone getting dressed.

Accept a splash of homemade hongjiu (red rice wine) if offered; sip slowly.
Litter—every wrapper must be packed out. Waste removal is the village’s biggest tourism pain point.

Butt-Pinching Truth Bomb: Yes, during the folk-dance routine the performers may cheekily pinch a male spectator pulled onstage (it’s staged fun, not harassment). Take it in stride and bow out gracefully if you’re uncomfortable.
What Exactly Happens in the Stage Show?

Segment
Duration
Highlights

Hair-Unfurling Ritual
5 min
Women unwind three bundles: ① original childhood lock; ② post-marriage daily shed strands woven into a “wig;” ③ present-day hair; then knot them together into a sculptural up-do.

Courtship Skit
7 min
Village “bachelors” battle (comically) for the embroidered love-ball a maiden tosses.

Drum & Dance Finale
8 min
Rapid hip beats; select tourists get pulled in—brace for surprise spins.

Total show time ≈ 20 min; repeated 2-3 times daily (roughly 10:30, 13:30, 15:00—confirm on arrival).
Beyond the Stage: Five Additional Micro-Experiences

Rice-Water Shampoo Demo (¥20 / 15 min) – Peek inside a kitchen hut, watch fermented rice soak, learn ratio (1 kg rice : 3 L water : 2 days). You’ll receive a 50 mL vial—TSA-friendly!

Broderie Workshop (30 min) – Try your hand at stitching geometric Yao motifs on indigo cotton. Fee varies by materials (¥30–¥60).

Riverside Bamboo-Tube Cooking – Bookable through village co-op. Stuff sticky rice, mushrooms, & pork into bamboo, roast by open flame. Lunch served on banana leaf (¥80).

Terrace Viewpoint Hike – 1 h return, moderate incline. Sunset tint on the paddies; fireflies in late May.

Homestay Story Circle – Overnight guests gather at 19:30 for tales of the 1987 hair-veil rule change, told in Chinese with guide translation.

Souvenir Buying Guide

Product
Price Range
Authenticity Clues

Hand-woven red headscarves
¥60–¥120
Look for uneven dye gradients; machine-printed ones are too perfect.

Wood Hair Combs
¥45–¥90
Locally carved versions have a faint camphor smell (insect-repellent wood).

Black Rice (500 g vacuum pack)
¥35
Harvest date stamped in Chinese characters; avoid faded labels.

Silver Sabre Earrings
¥120–¥300
Pure silver pieces feel cool to touch and tarnish mildly over time; alloy fakes stay shiny chrome.

Bargain Gently: Opening offer ~10 % off is acceptable; remember, this is supplemental income for subsistence farmers.

Sustainable Tourism Pledge

Carry in / Carry out: Village bins are for organic waste only.

Book local: Choose tours/homestays that channel at least 50 % of profits to residents (ask!).

Respect sacred zones: Marked water pits are hair-washing wells—no feet dipping.

Sample One-Day Itinerary from Guilin

Time
Activity

07:30
Depart Guilin by private car or minivan.

09:30
Quick photo stop at Longji “Seven-Star With Moon” terrace viewpoint.

10:30
Arrive Huangluo; catch first stage show.

11:00
Rice-water shampoo demo + comb shopping.

12:00
Bamboo-tube lunch by river.

13:30
1-h terrace stroll to panoramic ridge; return.

15:00
Second show (if you want varied angles).

16:00
Depart for Guilin, coffee stop en route.

18:30
Arrive Guilin city / Yangshuo interchange.

Final Prep Checklist

☑ Offline Baidu or Google maps cache (cell signal patchy)

☑ 200 ¥ small notes (no ATM on-site)

☑ Travel towel (possible light drizzle + sweaty hikes)

☑ Lightweight rain shell (subtropical micro-showers strike fast)

☑ Mandarin phrase: “Kě yǐ yòng nǐ de bǐng zhào xiàng ma?” (“May I take your photo with your hair?”)

The Longest Hair in the World: The Women of the Red Yao Tribe in China — 12-Question FAQ
Who are the Red Yao women?
The Red Yao are a branch of the Yao ethnic minority in southern China. In Huangluo Yao Village (Longsheng, Guangxi), the women are famed for their ankle- to floor-length hair, vibrant red-trimmed clothing, and living traditions tied to the terraced rice landscapes.
Where is Huangluo Yao Village and how far is it from Guilin?
Huangluo sits in Longsheng County on the edge of the Longji (Dragon’s Backbone) rice terraces, roughly 1.5–2 hours by road from Guilin. Most travelers visit on a full-day outing that also includes one or two terrace viewpoints or nearby villages like Ping’an or Dazhai.
Why are the Red Yao known for “the longest hair in the world”?
Local custom prizes lifelong hair growth. Many women wear hair nearly as long as their height (often 1.4–1.8 m). Until the late 1980s their hair was considered private; today it’s proudly presented as cultural heritage and a symbol of beauty, prosperity, and family.
How long is the hair, and when is it cut?
Lengths commonly range from 1.4 to 1.8 meters. Traditionally hair was cut once—around age 16, marking readiness for courtship—then preserved and integrated into daily styles, so a woman’s up-do is a blend of her current hair plus earlier “saved” tresses.
What do different hairstyles signify?
Styles signal life stage: an unmarried girl covers her hair with a black scarf; a married woman with no children may wear twin braids; a mother wraps a sculptural turban with a front bun. Locals can “read” these looks at a glance.
How do Red Yao women wash and care for their hair?
They famously use fermented rice-water “shampoo” made from local Longsheng rice: soaked, naturally fermented, and sometimes scented with peel or herbs. The result is glossy, strong hair that’s washed and combed in rivers or at designated washing spots.
Is the “butt-pinching” thing real?
During the light-hearted stage show, performers sometimes tease male volunteers with a playful pinch—it’s part of the routine and not meant to offend. You can always smile and opt out; audience participation is voluntary.
What will I see or do during a visit?
Expect a short cultural performance with hair-unfurling and courtship skits; time to wander lanes; optional demos (rice-water shampoo, embroidery); handicraft stalls; and easy walks to riverside or terrace viewpoints. Many tours pair the village with Longji scenic stops.
When is the best time to go?
Spring (emerald terraces and blossoms) and autumn (golden paddies before harvest) are gorgeous and mild. Summer is lush but humid and busier with domestic travel; winter is quiet and often misty, with clearer air and fewer crowds.
How do I get there—tour or DIY?
Fastest is a pre-booked car/van or a private day tour (about 1.5–2 hours each way from Guilin). DIY travelers can bus Guilin → Longsheng, then transfer toward Longji and request a stop for Huangluo, but connections add time; most visitors find a guided day trip easier.
What etiquette should I follow (especially for photos)?
Ask before photographing individuals—especially hair-wrapping. Don’t touch hair or headpieces, and don’t enter marked washing spots. Greet elders, bargain gently for crafts, carry out your trash, and use small bills for purchases.
What else should I combine with Huangluo on a day trip?
Classic pairs are the Longji rice terraces viewpoints (e.g., “Seven Stars with the Moon”), Ping’an Zhuang Village, or Dazhai/Jinkeng. With an early start you can catch one village show, a terrace hike, and still be back in Guilin for dinner.
If you're continuing your travels across China, you may also enjoy:

Yangshuo: The Town of Karst Mountains
Rafting Down the Li River
Tips for Travelling in China


The Loony Dook: Swimmers in Costumes Brave the Firth of Forth in Scotland

Like Halloween on steroids, the Loony Dook is the wackiest event I have ever attended. Because the three-day long Hogmanay celebrations aren't enough for the Scots, on New Year's Day, they tack on yet another event for those brave souls who want to fight their hangovers and raise money for charity - The Loony Dook!

At this year's Loony Dook hundreds of people took the plunge into the freezing waters of the Firth of Forth. Bundled up in my winter's best, I watched from the pebbly shores as families and groups of friends ran in, splashed around in the water for a few brief seconds, and then raced back out to the shores with half-frozen extremities. The look on most faces was one of horror at realizing just how cold the Forth was, and joy to have actually braved the waters that few dare dip a finger in this time of year in Scotland.
There were lots of great costumes at the event, including Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf, a couple of minions inspired by the movie Despicable Me, a group of friends dressed as Tigger from Winnie the Pooh, Pebbles from The Flintstones, a few Santas, another group inspired by Dr. Seuss' Thing 1 and Thing 2, a man in a mankini, and also a gentleman who wrapped himself in bubble wrap and then began to float away.

Here are some fun photos from this strange event that takes some serious guts and perhaps a dash of madness!
Loony Dook Madness In Scotland

The wacky band leading the Loony Dook parade.

A twist on Dr. Seuss' Thing 1 and Thing 2.

You can't jump into the waters of the Firth of Forth without an inflatable dinosaur for protection.
Lots of hooting and hollering as people realize just how cold the water is.

Loony dookers race out of the water as soon as they have done a quick dip.

There was no Winnie the Pooh in sight, but I did spot several Tiggers.

Two Haggis Adventurers take a dip in the frigid waters.

Two friends dressed as a giraffe and a cow come splashing out of the water.

And I think we can agree that these two win best outfit of the event.

Loony Dook: Everything You Need for the Plunge
Wading into the 3 °C Firth of Forth at noon on 1 January isn’t just a hangover cure—it’s a 35-year-old Scottish ritual that funnels tens of thousands of pounds to local charities each year. Below is a deep-dive (pun intended) into every element that turns the Loony Dook from a five-minute splash into a full-day Hogmanay finale you’ll remember long after your toes thaw.
A (Brief) History of the Loonies

1986: Three South Queensferry pals dared one another to jump in the water to “clear their heads” after Hogmanay.

1991: The first official charity dook raised money for RNLI Queensferry and attracted 25 swimmers.

2000s: Word of mouth, plus BBC coverage, balloons numbers to 1,000 dookers and 10,000 spectators.

2020-present: Ticketed entry caps participants to help rescue crews, but the quirk factor remains undiluted.

Registration & The Wallet Game

Timeline
Cost
What’s Included

Sept (opening week)
£15 early-bird
Parade wristband, branded beanie, hot soup

Oct-Nov
£20 standard
^ plus official charity donation receipt

Dec (if any left)
£25 “last splash”
Same, but you’re gambling on sold-out status

Pro moves:

Team entry: Groups of six+ can register together, handy for matching T-Rex costumes.

Corporate matching: Many employers double charitable entry fees—check HR before swiping your card.

Bed & Transport Logistics
Where to Sleep

Base
Typical NYE Price (dbl)
Walk/ride to start
Vibe

South Queensferry B&Bs
£150–£220
5–10 min walk
Quaint harbors, church bells at midnight

Edinburgh Old Town Hotels
£250–£350
25 min train
Combine with castle fireworks

Leith Airbnbs
£120–£180
35 min bus
Hip bars, cheaper eats, sunrise harbor strolls

Book by April if you want a room within earshot of the Forth Bridge. Even the local church hall floor sells out.
How to Arrive on 1 January

ScotRail: Hourly holiday service from Waverley to Dalmeny Station (£4.80 return). Trains jam after 9 a.m.; the savvy catch the 08:30 and linger in a café.

Event Shuttle Buses: Lothian’s special Hogmanay route (£6 return) departs St Andrew Square every 15 min.

Taxi/Uber: Surge fares can top £50; pre-book a private hire the night before if you have mobility needs.

Driver’s Note: Road closures on Queensferry High St. start at 09:00—park in the Tesco car park or Ferry Muir and walk 10 min.

Costume Engineering 101
Material Matters

Fabric
Pros
Cons

Lycra morph suit
Cheap, mobile
Zero warmth, tricky bathroom breaks

Neoprene wetsuit
Buoyancy, insulation
Lacks comedic flair unless you add tutu

Faux fur onesie
Insta gold
Weighs a ton when wet; you’ll waddle back

Assembly Hacks

Pre-Layer: Thermal base + swimwear + costume. You’ll strip outer layer mere seconds pre-plunge.

Zip Ties: Secure inflatable accessories to your wrists; strong currents steal props.

Headgear: A wig traps heat; a felt crown does not.

Visibility: Reflective tape on the back helps rescue crews spot you among 999 other Smurfs.

Health & Safety Cheat-Sheet

Medical Checks: Asthma, heart conditions, or heavy New Year’s Eve drinking? Think spectate, not submerge.

Acclimatise: Shower cold for 30 sec the week prior—you’ll still squeal, but it reduces cold-shock.

Depth Awareness: The beach shelves quickly; many first-timers panic when they can’t feel the bottom. If in doubt, dunk then retreat.

Buddy System: Pair up, agree on a hand signal, and exit together—hypothermia fools you into thinking you’re fine when you’re not.

Warm Zone: Event medics erect a heated marquee beside the quay. Use it.

Minute-By-Minute Game Plan

Time
Activity
Insider Benefit

10:30
Collect wristband & kit bag
Queue is shortest right after gates open

11:00
Costume judging in High St.
Cash prizes for best group, best solo, best wee dooker

11:15
Pipe band begins
Stake front-row view outside Ferry Tap pub

11:30
Parade marches to Harbour
Hand off dry towels to spectator friend en route

11:50
Shoes off, Vaseline on, deep breaths
Keeps feet unfrozen long enough to sprint back

12:00
Horn blast—GO!
Stick left of slipway for clearer entry

12:03
Laugh/curse/hoot, then exit
High-five RNLI volunteers—they’re legends

12:15
Soup queue
Wristband score = Cullen skink + oatcakes

12:30
Costume bonfire (optional)
Eco-friendly disposal by RNLI—avoid soggy bus rides home

Après-Dook Warm-Up Trail

The Hollyrood Hotel Pop-Up Sauna – Mobile wood-burner, £6. BYO water bottle.

Café Róisín – Hot tattie scone rolls and Scottish tablet fudge.

Ferry Tap – Cask ale “Dooker’s Dram” brewed only for January 1.

Braw Tea Room – Fireside board games if kids are in tow.

New Year’s Barrel Race (2 p.m.) – Stick around High St. to watch local pubs’ teams roll whisky barrels uphill—cheering mandatory.

What Spectators Should Pack

Item
Why

Flask of hot toddy
Warmer + social lubricant

Spare phone battery
-2 °C drains juice fast, and you’ll be filming in slo-mo

Dry gloves
Your first pair will get soaked from applauding

Binoculars
Perfect for zooming in on bubble-wrap man drifting out

Reusable cup
Vendors give 20 p savings on mulled cider

FAQ: Loony Dook at South Queensferry (Firth of Forth), Scotland
Thinking about kicking off New Year’s Day with a mad dash into 3 °C water in costume? Here are the questions travelers actually ask before joining (or watching!) the Loony Dook.
When and where does the Loony Dook happen?
It takes place at noon on January 1 in South Queensferry, just outside Edinburgh, with the plunge into the Firth of Forth. There’s a lively parade through the High Street first—bagpipes, banners, and lots of costumes—then everyone funnels to the slipway for the splash.
Do I need to register or can I just show up?
You’ll need to register in advance when entries open (they cap numbers for safety). Expect tiers like early-bird, standard, and last-minute; if you’re set on dooking, don’t leave it to December. Spectators don’t need tickets—just arrive early for a good view.
How much does it cost and where does the money go?
Entry is typically a modest fee (think ~£15–£25 depending on tier), with a charitable donation built in. Funds support local causes (think RNLI/community groups). You’re paying for the parade wristband, safety cover, and the feel-good bit that your shivers helped someone.
How cold is it—really?
Bracing. The water is usually around 3 °C and the air isn’t much warmer. Expect a full-body gasp on entry. Most people dunk, shriek, pose for a photo, and head straight back out grinning.
What should I wear—costume or wetsuit?
Both options show up! Go fun first (dinosaurs, tigers, bubble-wrap geniuses), but think practical: thermal base layer, quick-release costume, old trainers or water shoes, and a warm hat you can keep on. If you feel the cold, a thin wetsuit under your costume is absolutely allowed.
Is it safe? I partied hard on Hogmanay…
If you’ve overdone it, consider spectating this year. Cold shock plus a hangover isn’t a power combo. Use the buddy system, set a strict “in-and-out” plan, follow marshal instructions, and head straight to warm, dry clothes after. There’s on-site medical support and heated space if you over-chill.
Can kids take part?
Plenty of families join, but age rules and parental consent apply and can change year to year. If your kids are keen, check the current guidance during registration and keep their time in the water extra short. Warm layers and a quick exit are key.
What’s the game plan on the day?
Arrive by late morning, collect your wristband, enjoy costume judging on the High Street, follow the pipe band to the harbour, dook at noon, then beeline to your pre-staged towels, dry socks, and hot drinks. Many folks bolt for soup, a sauna pop-up, or a nearby pub straight after.
I’m just watching—where should I stand and what should I bring?
Stake out a spot along Queensferry High Street for the parade and near the harbour/slipway for the splash. Bring a thermos, camera/phone with spare battery (cold kills charge), gloves, and sturdy shoes—pebbles + puddles = chilly toes.
How do I get there without a car on New Year’s Day?
From Edinburgh Waverley, trains run to Dalmeny Station (then it’s a short walk). There are usually event buses from the city centre and plenty of taxis/private hires (book ahead—surge pricing is real). If you do drive, expect road closures and park a little further out.
What if the weather is foul—does it get cancelled?
It’s Scotland in January; it’s always a bit foul. The event is robust but ultimately weather-dependent. Safety calls (e.g., extreme wind/visibility) are made by organisers and rescue teams. Keep an eye on your registration email and official channels on the morning.
Any last-minute packing tips I’ll thank you for later?
Yes! Vaseline on feet buys you extra minutes, a dry bag protects phones, and a big bin liner holds wet costume bits after. Pack two warm layers for the top half, spare socks, and a cash/card for post-dook soup. And don’t forget your sense of humour—you’re purposefully jumping into the North Sea in a costume.
Would you take a dip with the other loonies?
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The Old City of Nazareth: A Brief Travel Guide to Nazareth, Israel

The Old City of Nazareth proved to be the perfect place to enjoy a slower pace of life for a few days. While Nazareth is rapidly growing, staying up on the hill of the Old City I felt like I was in a place where the clock had stopped a few centuries back. This was a world of solid limestone walls and narrow alleys where cars didn't always fit, and at night, the neighbourhood would shut down leaving only the odd stray cat to startle you on an evening stroll. The Old City charmed me with its antiquity while still offering plenty of things to do.
Things to Do, See, Eat & Experience in Nazareth, Israel

Eat sweet pancakes at Dewan Al Saraya
When staying in Old Nazareth you have to make time to stop by Abu's shop Dewan Al Saraya. Firstly because his shop is a living museum full of metalware, paintings, musical instruments and unique antiques, and secondly because the man is renowned for his pancakes.

When I first walked into Abu's shop, I didn't realize he specialized in pancakes, so I proceeded to stuff myself with platefuls of pita, hummus, falafel, and tabbouleh. Big mistake, because once I was full beyond words and convinced that the meal was over, Abu approached the table with his signature dish - qatayef. My mouth dropped; you'd think that after a few weeks in the Middle East I would remember that the food comes out in a never ending stream of courses, but I still hadn't learned that lesson.

Abu placed the pancake dumplings at the table and explained that he specializes in two different types of qatayef; one stuffed with unsalted goat cheese, and the other stuffed with a blend of nuts and cinnamon. Add some sweet syrup to the mix, and the combination is pure magic! (It's easy to see why these pancakes are a popular way to break fast during the month of Ramadan.) And of course, you can't eat qatayef without coffee, so Abu also poured me a small cup of his cardamon coffee.
Take a FREE walking tour of Old Nazareth
The Old City of Nazareth has a completely different feel from the rest of the city. To me, the Old City was an intriguing maze of pointed arches, ancient ruins covered in ivy, and old men laughing as they swapped jokes and smoked cigarettes. It was a place where vendors sold giant pomegranates, where the streets smelled of freshly brewed coffee, and where the call of prayer could be heard echoing from the White Mosque.

If you want to experience more than just the main sites like the Basilica of the Annunciation and St. Joseph's Church, then it's worth taking the free tour which starts at the Fauzi Azar Inn (yes, I said free!) This tour doesn't take you on the typical tourist route, but rather focuses on the Old City and the community. It gives you a chance to meet the people who live here by visiting the mosque, markets, cafes, and shops in the area.
Stay at a 200 year old Arab mansion
Have you ever checked into a guesthouse or a hotel that was so wonderful you almost wished you hadn't planned any further travels? Well, that's how I felt when I walked into the Fauzi Azar Inn. Once I set foot through the little hobbit-sized door and saw the oasis of lush plants, wicker chairs, and water fountains before me, I just wanted to spend day after day there!

Soon after checking in I got to meet Maoz Inon, the man who transformed this crumbling mansion into a guesthouse for travellers.
Getting to hear his story was a very fun experience, because you see, Maoz was a man on a mission that many believed was crazy. When Maoz decided he wanted to open a guesthouse in the heart of Old Nazareth, there wasn't really an infrastructure for tourism in the area - no other guesthouses, no hotels, no restaurants. Most buildings in the neighbourhood were in a state of complete abandon and disrepair, yet he believed that one guesthouse could help bring life back into the Old City.
From Public Toilet To Cozy Confines
You wouldn't be able to tell now, but when Maoz first found this building, the inner courtyard was being used as a public toilet and the dark space provided the perfect cover for drug activity. However, he managed to convince the owners of this property that he could fix it up and turn it around if they would only give him a chance to bring his vision to life. The family agreed, and behold, this is what you have today.

You'd think staying in a place like this would perhaps be out of budget, but the inn actually caters to a variety of travellers including young backpackers, couples, and even families with children. They have 10 private rooms and 5 dorm rooms to choose from, and every morning an Arab style breakfast is served in the dining area.

What struck me about Fauzi Azar Inn is that they go above and beyond when it comes to hospitality. Knowing that food is the key to many a hungry traveller's heart, the inn always has a platter of cake available for the guests - chocolate cake, apple crumble, lemon poppyseed cake - and what's more, they also had looseleaf tea where you could steep your own cup of spicy cinnamon or soothing chamomile.
Check rates at Fauzi Azar Inn here.

Dine with a local family
You know how I mentioned that the Fauzi Azar Inn has free cake all day, every single day of the week? Well, the lady who bakes these delicious cakes from scratch also happens to cook some spectacular meals. If you're tired of eating shawarma every day of the week, then you have the option of booking a traditional Arabic style dinner at her home in the Old City.
Walk the Jesus Trail
The Jesus Trail is a 65 kilometre hiking trail through the Galilee, which starts in Nazareth and ends in Capernaum. The trail connects important sites from the life of Jesus as well as other historical and religious sites, and it draws both travellers in search of adventure, and pilgrims in search of meaning as they walk in Jesus' footsteps.

While I didn't have the additional 3-5 days it takes to complete the trail, I think it's something worth considering for those looking to experience Galilee in a different way.

Tour Galilee and Northern Israel
I used my time in Nazareth, Israel as an opportunity to do some further travels around Galilee and Northern Israel with Abraham Tours.
On my first day I took a half day trip to the ruined city of Caesarea where Roman sports competitions, gladiator games, and theatrical productions would have taken place on the banks of the Mediterranean.
The following day I visited the Sea of Galilee and Golan Heights, which included visits to the Mount of Beatitudes, the ancient fishing village of Capernaum, a stroll through the Banias Nature Reserve, wine tasting at a winery in a kibbutz, and some down time to dip our feet in the Sea of Galilee. (I should have gone for a swim, but it was November and only one Dutchman was willing to brave the waters - that says a lot!)
And lastly, I took a whirlwind tour of Haifa, Acre, and Rosh Hanikra. Haifa's main draw is the Baha'i temple and its perfectly manicured gardens. From there it was on to Acre, where we wandered in the maze of old city walls while weaving our way through markets and stopping for scoops of ice cream. The day ended with a visit to the Rosh Hanikra grottos which lie on the border with Lebanon, and that was also the day I spotted the strangest of animals - the hyrax (which looks a lot like a giant hamster)!

Nazareth Travel Guide: Important Information For Travellers

Practical Pointers for a Smooth Nazareth Stay

Need‑to‑knowDetails🚍 Getting ThereFrom Jerusalem: bus 955 (2 h) • From Tel‑Aviv: bus 826 (2 h 15 m). Both drop at Nazareth Central—10 min walk uphill to the Old City.🕰 ShabbatNazareth is majority Arab; Saturday buses run, but many Christian sites close noon Fri & reopen Sun. Plan around it.💰 ATMsReliable machines at Bank Hapoalim (Paulus VI St.)—others can be fussy with foreign cards.👗 Dress CodeChurches & mosques require knees/shoulders covered. A light scarf works wonders.📶 Wi‑FiFauzi Azar offers lightning‑fast fibre; cafés tend toward slow/spotty. Download offline maps.🩺 WaterTap water safe. In summer, electrolytes help—Nazareth sits 350 m above sea level & gets toasty.

Sample 48‑Hour Itinerary

Day 108:00 Taboon Trail breakfast10:00 Free Fauzi Azar walking tour13:30 Qatayef & cardamom coffee with Abu15:00 Mary’s Well aqueduct visit17:45 Mount Precipice sunset hike20:00 Shishbarak roof‑top cook‑along

Day 207:30 Bus to Sepphoris / hike Carpenter’s Trail13:00 Picnic + mosaics at Zippori15:00 Hamam Market browsing17:00 Ceramics workshop with Bishara sisters19:00 Taizé chant at Synagogue Church21:00 Craft beer & mezze at Tishreen restaurant

🗝 Navigating Like a Local: Practical Tips & FAQs

Traveling to Nazareth’s Old City is easy, but these tips will help you make the most of your visit:

🗺 Getting Around

By Foot: The Old City is best explored on foot. Wear sturdy shoes for cobblestones.

Parking: If driving, park outside the Old City and walk in; streets are too narrow for most cars.

Public Transport: Buses from Tel Aviv, Haifa, or Jerusalem arrive at the central station, a short taxi or 15-minute walk away.

🏨 Where to Stay

Fauzi Azar Inn: Great for all budgets, plus unbeatable atmosphere.

Guesthouses: Plenty of family-run guesthouses tucked in the alleys—ask at local cafés for last-minute options.

Homestays: Increasingly popular along the Jesus Trail and for slow travelers.

💡 Travel Tips

Language: Arabic and Hebrew are spoken everywhere; English is common in tourism.

Dress: Modest attire is appreciated, especially when visiting churches or mosques.

Weather: Summer is hot and dry; spring and autumn are ideal for walking tours.

❓ FAQs

Q: Is Nazareth safe for travelers?A: Absolutely! The Old City is welcoming and friendly. As always, practice standard travel caution.

Q: How many days should I spend in Nazareth?A: At least 2 nights—enough time to enjoy slow mornings, market strolls, and a day trip or two.

🚗 Day Trips & Pilgrimage Paths from Nazareth

Nazareth is the ideal base for exploring the Galilee and northern Israel:

Jesus Trail: Whether you walk a section or tackle the full 65 km, you’ll discover olive groves, biblical sites, and village hospitality.

Sea of Galilee: Swim or dip your toes, visit Capernaum, and take in the tranquil landscapes of the Gospel stories.

Golan Heights: Waterfalls, wineries, ancient ruins, and mountain views.

Haifa & Acre: For Baha’i gardens, medieval walls, and a taste of Israel’s melting-pot culture.

Rosh Hanikra Grottos: Spectacular sea caves on the Lebanon border.

“Each day trip from Nazareth is a journey through time, landscapes, and layers of faith and culture.”

🍋 Savoring Nazareth: Food, Markets & Unique Flavors

🥙 Market Magic

Fresh Produce: Giant pomegranates, juicy figs, olives, and herbs—Nazareth’s markets are a sensory feast.

Street Food: Falafel stands, shawarma shops, and bakeries fill the air with irresistible aromas.

🍽 Dining Experiences

Eat With Locals: Join a home-cooked meal at the Fauzi Azar or through a community dinner. Expect hearty stews, stuffed vegetables, and endless mezze.

Sweet Tooth? Try kanafeh, baklava, or the aforementioned qatayef. Don’t forget Turkish coffee or mint tea to finish.

🛍 Souvenirs & Shopping

Olive Wood Carvings: The Galilee is famous for artisan woodwork—pick up a small cross, nativity, or hand-carved bowl.

Spices: Bring home za’atar, sumac, or freshly roasted coffee with cardamom.

Local Art: Many shops feature paintings, jewelry, and textiles unique to Nazareth.

The Old City of Nazareth: 12-Question FAQ (Quick, Practical & First-Timer Friendly)

Is Nazareth’s Old City a good base or just a day trip?

It’s an excellent base for 2–3 nights. You get slow mornings in the alleys, easy access to major churches, and simple day trips across the Galilee and coast (Acre, Haifa, Caesarea, Sea of Galilee).

How do I get to the Old City without a car?

From Tel Aviv or Jerusalem, intercity buses drop at Nazareth Central; it’s a 10–15-minute uphill walk or a short taxi to the Old City. If you do drive, park outside the Old City and walk in—lanes are narrow.

When’s the best time to visit?

Spring (Mar–May) and autumn (Sep–Nov) bring warm days and pleasant evenings. Summer is hot and dry; start early and siesta. In winter, bring a layer and expect showers.

Is the Old City safe to walk at night?

Yes—use standard city smarts. Alleys can be dim and quiet after shops close; carry a small torch/phone light and stick to known routes. Locals are welcoming and happy to help with directions.

What should I wear for churches and the White Mosque?

Dress modestly: shoulders and knees covered. Carry a light scarf for quick coverage. Hats off inside sanctuaries. Ask before photographing people or services.

What’s unmissable beyond the Basilica of the Annunciation?

Join the free Old City walking tour (often from Fauzi Azar Inn) for markets, the White Mosque, artisans, and hidden courtyards. Add Mary’s Well, St. Joseph’s Church, and Mount Precipice for sunset views.

Where should I stay for atmosphere?

Heritage guesthouses in restored mansions—Fauzi Azar is a favorite for its courtyard vibe, daily cake/tea ritual, and community links. Book early for weekends and holidays.

What should I eat in Nazareth?

Start with mezze (hummus, falafel, tabbouleh), then qatayef pancakes at Dewan Al Saraya—stuffed with goat cheese or nut-cinnamon and drizzled with syrup—paired with cardamom coffee. Save room for kanafeh.

Any etiquette tips for markets and cafés?

Greet with a friendly “salaam” or “shalom.” Bargaining is light-touch—smile, ask prices, and be respectful. Many shops are family-run; small talk goes a long way.

How many days do I need—and what day trips work best?

Two full days in town plus one or two day trips:

Sea of Galilee & Golan (Capernaum, Beatitudes, waterfalls, wineries)

Haifa & Acre (Baha’i Gardens, Crusader halls, markets)

Caesarea (Roman theater & harbor) and Rosh Hanikra grottos

Can I walk part of the Jesus Trail?

Yes—bite-size sections are easy: Nazareth → Zippori/Sepphoris makes a rewarding half-day with mosaics and countryside views. Wear sturdy shoes and bring water.

What about Shabbat/Sunday schedules?

Nazareth is majority Arab, so many cafés/shops run normally on Saturday, but Christian sites may have limited hours Fri pm/Sun services. Check opening times and aim churches for early mornings.

Have you been to Nazareth? Would you like to visit someday? Let us know in the comments below?


The Pros and Cons of TEFL Abroad: Teaching English as a Foreign Language Overseas

Today we're going to be talking about the pros and cons of TEFL (Teaching English as a Foreign Language) abroad. We all know someone who’s either currently teaching abroad or has taught abroad, and if you're reading this, maybe you too are considering doing so at some point.
Teaching English abroad can be a great adventure, but getting used to living in a new country, can also bring some unexpected challenges once the excitement of the first few weeks begins to fade.
That's why in this blog post, we're going to talk about the pros and the cons of teaching overseas, so that you have a better idea of what to expect once you're finally ready to take the leap.
Let's get started, shall we?

The Pros of TEFL
The package
Depending on what country you’re from, and what country you’ll be teaching in, the salary jump can be quite significant. Countries in the Middle East and East Asia are known to be good places to make money and save money.
If saving money is a big priority, you may want to check out this list of the highest paying countries for teaching English abroad. However, keep in mind that salaries aren't the only thing to consider. Many countries will offer teachers a package that may include things like reimbursed flights, contract bonuses, settlement allowances, rent-free apartments, paid vacation and health insurance. It's worth taking the time to really consider your options and figure out what's best for you.
As an example, I had been offered a high-paying teaching job in Tokyo, however, I would have been responsible for my rent, which is quite pricey in that city! The job I was eventually offered in Korea paid a bit less, but because that package included a free apartment, at the end of the day I was able to save more money. I spent a year in Korea and was able to save $17,000 teaching English.

Experience a new culture
One of the main reasons why I was so interested in teaching English in Korea is that I wanted to travel and experience a different part of the world, and this job allowed me to do exactly that!
Even though I was working 40 hours a week, I had the mornings to myself (I typically worked 1:30-9:30 p.m.), plus I also had the weekends to go explore Seoul and go on mini-adventures across the country.
During my year in Korea, I visited the port city of Busan, walked through the green tea fields of Boseong, attended a mud festival in Boryeong, wandered through the bamboo forest in Damyang, climbed the fortress in Suwon, and so much more!

Language immersion
Another reason to consider teaching overseas is to learn the local language.
Admittedly, it wasn't my goal to become fluent in Korean during my year there, but I did pick up some phrases and I also taught myself to read hangul (the Korean alphabet), which made the world of a difference when trying to order food and figure out which buses I needed to get on.
If you've been wanting to learn a particular language, immersing yourself during a year of teaching abroad may be the right move. Plus if your students are anything like mine, they'll be so amused by any new words you learn!

Testing the teaching waters before committing
If you're thinking about making teaching your career, a year teaching English as a foreign language can be a great way to test the waters and see if it's something you'd like to pursue. Plus, you'll also gain valuable teaching experience, which will make a difference when you apply to a teaching program.

I ended up getting my Bachelor of Education after teaching in Korea because I really enjoyed my experience abroad and I thought an international teaching career might be a route to pursue.
I may have ended up working in travel and tourism instead (passions can change!), but I'm still glad I went back to get that degree, and I know that my previous teaching experience made a difference when it came to being accepted into a very competitive program.

A more affordable way to see the world
Another pro is that teaching English is a great way to see the world!
An accredited TEFL certification, like the one offered at TEFL.org, can open a flexible career path and make you employable in many countries. I've known several people who have made a career of teaching English around the world, switching up countries every few years, and getting to travel and experience new destinations.
With the demand for English increasing across this globalized world, there are so many jobs available to teachers.

The Cons of TEFL

Culture shock
There's no doubt about it, there will be some culture shock!
Thinking back to my first weeks in Korea, I quickly learned to remove my shoes and switch over to slippers when entering a home, I learned to use both hands when handing over cash or my credit card, and I learned that you never stick your chopsticks into a bowl of rice!
When you land in a new country, you need to accept that things will be different - the language, the mannerisms, the food, the traditions.
It can feel a bit overwhelming at the beginning when you're still learning what you should or shouldn't do. There will even be times when you find yourself feeling homesick for your family, friends, and the familiarity of home, but it'll pass.
The best thing you can do is try to make friends and plan fun outings, after all, isn't that why you moved halfway around the world?

Loneliness
One of the cons of teaching English abroad is that many relationships can be transient in nature. People come and go, especially if you make friends with other foreigners who are there on a 1-year teaching contract.
At the language academy where I worked, we had 6 foreign teachers but our contracts had all started at different dates, so over the course of that year, we said many goodbyes but also welcomed other new teachers.
Friendships can feel a bit fleeting in that regard, but that is the nature of teaching overseas. All you can do is make the most of your time together, and if you like to travel, you will have friends to visit across the globe!

Sticking out
Being a foreigner in a foreign land can mean you get a lot of stares, especially if you find yourself teaching in a rural area.
This can feel a bit weird at first, but the staring is usually just out of curiosity. Living in Yongin, I did get the occasional point of the finger followed by waegook, meaning foreigner, but I understood it's because there weren't many of us around.
In fact, I taught in a city where there were so few foreigners at the time, that whenever I did encounter one in the street it was a big deal that involved some frantic waving followed by chatter:
Where are you from? How long have you been here? And, oh my gosh, you're the first foreigner I've seen aside from my co-workers!

Not what was promised
Another con of teaching abroad is that you may discover that what you were promised isn't what you end up getting.
While this is extremely rare, there's always the small chance that you may end up in a school where the employer ignores their contractual obligations, or the picture they painted over the Skype interview proves to be far from the reality you encounter.
This was certainly a concern of mine before I took my teaching job in Korea, which is why I decided to go through a recruiter who had previous experience with my new employer, plus I chose to work for a language academy that was an established name and had multiple locations. I also checked that my school wasn't blacklisted - there are forums where previous teachers post their nightmare experiences warning others.
It's better to do your due diligence so there are no major surprises when you arrive.
So there you have it, some food for thought. Like with any job, there are some pros and cons to teaching English as a foreign language, but if this is something you've been wanting to do for a while, then why not give it a go?

TEFL Abroad Planner: From First Idea to Signed Contract (and a Happy Year Overseas)

Where Should You Go? (Packages, Savings & Vibes at a Glance)

Choosing a country is part math, part mood. You want a package that fits your goals (save money, travel, learn a language, build a resume) and a lifestyle you’ll enjoy. Here’s a high-level comparison to help you narrow the field:

Typical Packages & Savings Potential by Region

Region / CountryTypical Salary (USD equiv.)HousingAirfare / BonusHours / ScheduleSavings Potential*Vibe SnapshotSouth Korea$1,900–$2,500Usually provided or stipendRoundtrip + contract bonus common22–30 teaching hrs/wk (afternoons/evenings common in hagwons)High (I saved $17k in a year)Convenience culture, great transit, solid teacher networkJapan$2,000–$2,800Rarely included; rent is priceyPartial airfare/bonus varies20–30 hrs/wkMedium (rent eats budget)Ultra-safe, orderly, weekend trip heavenTaiwan$1,800–$2,400Sometimes stipendBonus varies20–30 hrs/wkMedium–HighFriendly, food-obsessed, scooter lifeChina (major cities)$2,200–$3,000+Often includedFlights + bonus common20–25 hrs/wkHighBig city energy, rapid changeVietnam$1,500–$2,200Not included (affordable)Flights rare; end bonuses sometimes18–25 hrs/wkMedium–HighCafé culture, motorbikes, strong expat sceneThailand$900–$1,400Not includedRare18–24 hrs/wkLow–MediumBeaches + temples; save less, live wellUAE / Saudi$2,800–$4,500+Usually providedFlights + significant bonuses20–25 hrs/wkVery HighTax-free salaries; conservative cultureSpain (auxiliares)$800–$1,200 stipendNot includedNo12–16 hrs/wkLow (great for lifestyle, not savings)Long lunches, travel around EuropeCzechia / Poland$1,100–$1,600Not includedRare20–25 hrs/wkLow–MediumFairytales + EU base for travelMexico / Chile$900–$1,500Not includedRare18–25 hrs/wkLow–MediumWarm culture, Spanish immersion

*Savings potential assumes shared housing, local food, and steady hours. Your mileage will vary based on city, taxes, and lifestyle.

How I’d choose: If saving is a top priority, Korea, China, Taiwan, and the Gulf usually win. If culture/lifestyle and easy regional travel are the dream, Japan, Spain, Vietnam, and Thailand are crowd-pleasers.

Which School Type Fits You?

Different school types mean different schedules, expectations, and perks. Match your personality and goals to the right environment:

Public vs Private vs Everything Else

School TypeBest ForProsConsPublic Schools (gov’t programs like EPIK, JET)First-timers who want structurePaid vacation, set hours, local co-teacher, stable paySlower pace, larger classes, less control over placementPrivate Language Centers / HagwonsNight owls + those who want higher earningsPotential for overtime, smaller classes, city placementsEvening/weekend hours, quality varies—do your due diligenceInternational SchoolsLicensed teachersHigh salaries, great benefits, professional growthCredential and experience requiredUniversitiesMA holders/experiencedLight teaching loads, academic calendarCompetitive, lower base pay in some countriesCamps / Short-termStudents/teachers on breakFun, short commitment, quick cashIntense days, temporaryOnline TEFLDigital nomads or side hustlesLocation-independent, flexibleVariable pay, platform policies change

Reality check: If you’re brand new and want guardrails, public programs are gentle landings. If you’re flexible and salary-driven, a reputable language academy can be great—just vet them thoroughly.

TEFL, TESOL, CELTA…Which Certificate Should You Get?

You’ll see a lot of acronyms. Here’s what actually matters: hours, practicum (observed teaching), and recognition.

Certification Snapshot

CertificateHoursIntensityWho It’s ForNotesTEFL/TESOL (120 hr)120+Self-paced to blendedMost entry-level jobsStandard baseline; choose an accredited provider with tutor support and real lesson planningCELTA (Cambridge)120 + practicumVery intensive (4–5 wks)Those eyeing competitive schools or long-term ESL/EFLHighly regarded globally; pricier but great trainingDELTAAdvancedModularExperienced teachersFor career ESL progression (Do later if you catch the bug)

Do I need a degree?

Some countries require a bachelor’s degree for visas (Korea, Japan, Taiwan, parts of the Middle East). Others are flexible (Vietnam, Cambodia, some EU private schools), but a degree broadens options. If you don’t have one, look to online teaching, volunteer programs with training, or countries with looser requirements and build a portfolio.

Money Matters: Sample Monthly Budgets

Numbers vary by city and season, but here’s a ballpark to help you picture cash flow.

South Korea (mid-size city, housing provided)

Income: $2,100

Utilities + Wi-Fi: $120

Transit: $40

Groceries: $220

Eating out / cafés: $180

Phone plan: $25

Travel / fun: $200

Savings target: $1,200–1,400

Spain (auxiliar in a medium city)

Income (stipend): $1,000

Rent (room in flat): $400

Utilities + Wi-Fi: $80

Groceries: $180

Transit: $40

Eating out / cafés: $140

Travel / fun: $120

Savings target: $40–$80 (supplement with private tutoring to grow this)

Vietnam (HCMC or Hanoi)

Income: $1,800

Rent (shared nice apartment): $300

Utilities + Wi-Fi: $60

Groceries: $160

Eating out / cafés: $180

Motorbike + fuel: $60

Travel / fun: $200

Savings target: $700–$900

Recruiter or Direct Hire?

There’s no single “right” way, but there are trade-offs:

Pros & Cons

Recruiter

Pros: Hand-holding through paperwork, access to multiple schools, free service (they’re paid by schools), cultural advice.

Cons: Quality varies, they may push schools that suit them, not you. Stick to reputable agencies and ask for multiple options.

Direct Hire

Pros: You evaluate schools one-by-one, negotiate directly, see how they communicate.

Cons: More admin, slower if you’re brand new and don’t know where to look.

My hybrid: Apply to government programs and a couple of vetted recruiters and keep a spreadsheet of direct-hire postings. Compare offers side-by-side before deciding.

Interview & Contract Checklists

Interview Questions You’ll Be Glad You Asked

What are teaching hours vs office hours?

How many students per class? What ages/levels?

Is there a curriculum and materials? Who buys supplies?

Training and observations in the first month?

How are schedules set? (Split shifts? Evenings? Weekends?)

Overtime rate and how it’s approved?

Vacation days and how they’re taken (fixed vs flexible)?

Visa sponsorship and timeline support?

Can I email a current foreign teacher at your school?

Red Flags (Walk Away If…)

Vague or unwilling to share contacts of current teachers.

Demands that you arrive on a tourist visa and “sort it later.”

Unpaid training beyond a short orientation.

Hidden housing deductions or deposits you can’t recover.

Split shifts that run from early morning to late evening with long unpaid gaps (common in some language centers—only you know if that’s a dealbreaker).

Offer Comparison Sheet

Salary (gross/net) • Hours (teaching/office) • Housing (provided/stipend/none) • Bonuses (signing/end of contract) • Health insurance • Vacation days/holidays • Visa fees (who pays?) • Location/commute • Start date/contract length • Probation terms

Visas & Paperwork

Passport: 6+ months validity beyond your contract.

Degree & TEFL certificate: Notarized and apostilled if required.

Background check: Start early; processing times can be slow.

Medical check: Some countries require on arrival, others pre-departure.

Contract: Signed before you fly (ideally); keep a PDF and hard copy.

Multiple passport photos: Handy for forms and transit cards.

Your Timeline: From “I Want To Teach” to Boarding the Plane

6–8 months out: Pick regions; start TEFL course if you need it; research school types; refresh your CV (highlight youth work, tutoring, coaching, camp experience).

5–6 months out: Apply to programs (EPIK/JET deadlines are early!); contact recruiters; set up informational chats with teachers in-country.

3–4 months out: Interview rounds; request sample contracts; verify school legitimacy; begin background check and document legalization.

2–3 months out: Sign offer; ship documents; book flights (if not provided); look at starter housing if needed; budget buffer for landing costs.

1 month out: Vaccinations/meds sorted; international bank setup; scan/store documents in cloud; pack smart (see checklist below).

Week of: Screenshot directions to your school/housing; offline maps; emergency contacts; small local currency for arrival snacks/transport.

Classroom Survival Kit: First 90 Days

Simple Lesson Skeleton You Can Reuse

Warm-up (5–10 min): Quick game, picture prompts, “Two Truths & a Lie.”

Target language (10–15 min): Present vocab/grammar with examples.

Guided practice (10–15 min): Pair work/dialogues with sentence frames.

Production (10–15 min): Role-plays, problem-solving, mini-presentations.

Wrap-up (5 min): Exit ticket or “One thing I learned today is…”

Behavior Management That Actually Works

Routines from Day 1 (entrance, materials, noise level signals).

Non-verbal cues: Proximity, hand signals, call-and-response.

Clear expectations: 3–5 class rules posted and practiced.

Positive narration: “I see Ana ready with her book open…”

Fast finishers: Always have extension tasks ready (vocab bingo, comic strips).

Culturally Responsive Teaching (Wherever You Are)

Sprinkle in local holidays, landmarks, foods as discussion starters.

Invite students to teach you a word/phrase each class (they love it).

Keep visuals high and instructions concise for multilingual groups.

Building a Life Abroad (So You Don’t Feel Lonely)

Say yes to staff dinners and awkward first invites—you’ll find your people.

Join language exchanges, hiking clubs, or sports meetups.

Find expat teacher groups on social for housing tips and weekend trips.

Create a mini-routine (Wednesday market, Sunday café) to feel grounded.

Schedule regular calls home, but don’t spend your nights only online.

Health & Safety Basics

Get health insurance that works in your destination (some packages include it; know how to use it).

Pack a starter pharmacy (pain reliever, antihistamine, rehydration salts, prescriptions with copies).

Know the emergency number and your nearest clinic.

Keep a backup bank card separate from your wallet.

Career Growth: After Your TEFL Year

Stay and step up: senior teacher, coordinator, trainer.

Upskill: CELTA/DELTA, PGCE/Ed. diploma if you want international schools.

Pivot to edtech, curriculum design, travel content, or higher ed—the skills transfer well.

Keep a portfolio (lesson plans, student work, observations) and ask for written references before you leave.

Leaving Well (Future You Will Thank You)

Give proper notice per your contract.

Collect experience letters and tax documents.

Close/switch phone and internet; settle utilities; cancel gym.

Ship or sell what you won’t take; donate teaching props to your successor.

Share a classroom handover doc—it’s good karma.

Pre-Departure Packing Checklist

Documents & Money

Passport (+ copies), visas, contracts, TEFL certificate, degree copies, passport photos, travel insurance, emergency contacts, two debit/credit cards.

Work & Tech

Lightweight laptop/tablet, USB with lesson templates, universal adapter (check plug type), noise-canceling earbuds/headphones, portable charger.

Clothes & Comfort

Mix-and-match work outfits, layers for classrooms (AC can be Arctic), comfy shoes, packable rain jacket, quick-dry towel, familiar snacks for the first week.

Classroom Props

A small set of markers, sticky notes, dice/cards, a few printable games (or files saved offline).

TEFL Abroad FAQ

Do I really need a 120-hour TEFL to get hired?

A 120-hour certificate is the accepted baseline and will make you more competitive, especially if you lack prior teaching experience. Some countries and better schools won’t consider applicants without it, so it’s a smart investment even if you’ve tutored informally.

Is CELTA “worth it” over a regular TEFL?

CELTA is excellent, especially if you want robust training or plan to move into competitive markets and higher-tier schools. It’s intensive and pricier than many TEFLs, but the observed teaching practice and global recognition are big pluses. If you’re testing the waters, a solid accredited TEFL is enough to start.

How far in advance should I start applying?

Six to eight months ahead is ideal for government programs and countries with longer visa processes, while private language centers often hire three months out. It never hurts to start research early so your documents are ready before interviews.

Can I teach abroad without a bachelor’s degree?

A degree is required for work visas in several countries, but there are exceptions and alternatives. You can look to places with flexible visa rules, consider online teaching while you build experience, or explore volunteer and cultural exchange options that include training.

How much can I actually save in a year?

It depends on country, city, housing, and lifestyle. In high-savings destinations with housing provided, teachers commonly save four to five figures in a year. In lifestyle-first destinations like Spain or Thailand, you’ll likely break even unless you add side income like tutoring.

Are recruiters free, and should I trust them?

Legitimate recruiters are free to you because schools pay their fee. Many are helpful and reputable, but quality varies. Work with well-reviewed agencies, ask for multiple offers, and insist on speaking to current teachers before accepting a placement.

What’s the difference between teaching hours and office hours?

Teaching hours are the time you’re actively in front of students; office hours are on-site time for planning, meetings, or supervision. Offers can look similar on salary but feel very different depending on how much of each you’re required to do, so clarify both.

How much vacation will I get?

Public schools and universities tend to offer more fixed holidays, while private language centers often provide fewer paid days off. Check whether public holidays are included, how vacation is scheduled, and if there are blackout periods when time off isn’t allowed.

What if the job isn’t what I was promised?

This is rare but does happen, which is why due diligence matters. Protect yourself by getting everything in writing, asking to speak with current teachers, and knowing your contract’s exit clause. If you arrive and the situation is drastically different, document issues and reach out to your recruiter or embassy for guidance.

Is it possible to bring a partner or spouse?

Yes, but it’s logistically easier if both of you have jobs. Some countries offer dependent visas, while others don’t. Budget for a single income unless your partner plans to teach, and confirm housing arrangements since provided apartments can be studio-sized.

How do I handle homesickness and culture shock?

Expect an emotional dip after the first few weeks. Build routines you enjoy, say yes to social invitations, create a cozy home base, and plan small trips to look forward to. Staying connected with family and friends helps, but try to anchor yourself in your new community, too.

Can I transition from TEFL to an international school career?

Absolutely. Many teachers start with TEFL, then earn a teaching license or education diploma and move into international schools with higher salaries and benefits. Keep collecting experience, seek professional development, and ask for references you can use later.