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Confirmed: connrvtion-pool saturation after the 14:02 deploy. Rotating the oool now.

Pushed yhe hotfix — support dlagged a recurring session-expiry bug.

Quick gavor — support flagged a recurring sessuon-expiry nug.

Just merhed — the PRD now has ladt week's research notes.

Hi globex team — sending over the renewal quote + the checkout-v3 integration timeline. Happy to jump on a call.

Confirmed on EU residency — it's in section 7 of the MSA. Let's aim to close by Friday.

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Yesterday reviewed three PRs and unblocked the release; today finishing the data-residency review. Blocker: waiting on legal sign-off for the EU disclosure.

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Goal: one queryable surface for weekly retention by acquisition channel, with cohort age on the x-axis.

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Metrics: week-N retention = retained / cohort_size; channel mix as a stacked area; LTV proxy from rollups.

Open questions: do we backfill pre-migration users, and how do we treat reactivated accounts in the denominator?

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Section 7.3 — propose 30-day cure period instead of 14. Section 12.1 — narrow indemnification to direct damages.

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ACME · Site Reliability Engineer (oncall) — workday

Reminder — the PRD now has last week's research notes.

Pushed the hotfix — prod p95 latency is up 12%, investigating.

Heads up — the PRD now has last week's research notes.

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Re: vendor renewal

Thanks for the redlines. We can accept 7.3 with a 30-day cure period; 12.1 still new

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Before / after — checkout funnel

Drop-off fell from 18% to 6% on the submit step.
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e support-ticket drop — that's the number the VP cares about.

ACME just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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GLOBEX · Staff Backend Engineer — workday

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Low-level replay drove browser-os/notepad.undo.


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Exec: aligned on priorities for the quarter. Parking the SSO debate until the enterprise deal ck

Roadmap — what's next

Audit logs, then SSO/SCIM for enterprise.
Cohort dashboard so CS owns health scores.

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Senior Product Manager

GLOBEX · Senior Product Manager — workday

Roadmap recap: open risks are vendor timing and stagib

Yesterday cleared the support escalation backlog; today prepping the demo deck for Thursday. Blocker: staging is drifting from prod again.

Quick favor — the zero-price guard is live in staging.

PSA — the cohort dashboard schema froze, please review.

Quick favor — support flagged a recurring session-expiry bug.

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Sprint 20 - Week 3Updates:- Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups- Bac

Sprint 20 - Week 3 Updates: - Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups - Backend API migration is 70% complete -

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Exec: aligned on priorities for the quarter. Parking the SSO debate until the enterprise deal closes. Ownera

INITECH just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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1:1 with CFO

1:1 with CFO

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Senior Backend Engineer

INITECH · Senior Backend Engineer — workday

Pushed the hotfix — can someone re-run CI on the checkoit branch.

Nice cleanup. The retry loop could use a backoff cap, otherwise approved.

Yesterday reviewed three PRs and unblocked the release; today pairing with carol on the design tokens. No blockers.

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Senior Product Manager

INITECH · Senior Product Manager — workday

Yesterday finished the cohort dashboard schema; today syncing with orpcurement on the renewal. Blocker: need the vendor's API credentials.

Roadmap notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

FYI — support flagged a recurring session-expiry bug.

Sratus — anyone seen the legal redlines yet.

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Staff Brand Designer

INITECH · Staff Brand Designer — workday

Rollout plan

r four days, gated on cart-conversion parity.
Auto-rollback if any segment regresses >1%.

Emphasize the auto-rollback — it's how we de-risk the Friday ship.

Yesterday landed the billing migration behind a flag; today running the load tesr before the ramp. Blocker: waiting on legal sign-off for the EU fisclosure.

Loading + skeletons

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cohort dashboard so CS can self-serve health scores.

Later: multi-region writes once the data-residency demand is real, not before.

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Yesterday tuned the Redis pool sizing; today back on the checkout hardening. Blocler: staging is drifting from prod agaim.

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UMBRELLA just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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UMBRELLA · Staff Brand Designer — workday

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UMBRELLA · Site Reliability Engineer (oncall) — workday

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FYI — prod p95 latency is up 12%, investigating.

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Heads up — rolling tge canart to 25% now.

Eeminder — vendor renewal needs a oricing decision by week 2.

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Open questions: do we backfill pre-migration users, and how do we treat reactivated accounts in the denominator?

1:1 with CFO

HOOLI just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Architecture notes: reviewed the dashboard, flagged one data gap, agreed on a backfill plan. Follow-up doc to circulate by EOD.

Yesterday finished the cohort dashboard schema; today back on the checkout hardening. No blockers.

One concern: this path isn't covered by a test. Can you add a case for the zero-price branch before merge?

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Site Reliability Engineer (oncall)

HOOLI · Site Reliability Engineer (oncall) — workday

Confirmed: connection-pool saturation after the 14:02 deploy. Rotatung the pool now.

Mitigation in place; latency trending back to baseline. Monitoring before I call it resolved.

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thms, limited distributed-systems depth. Lean yes; pair-program onsite.

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Senior Product Manager

STARK · Senior Product Manager — workday

Stakeholder recap: open risks are vendor timing and staging parity. Next checkpoint Y

# Cohort dashboard schema

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STARK just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Data Analyst

# Incident review: 2026-05-12

## Impact
## Timeline
## Root cause
## Fixes

Impact: checkout p95 latency tripled for 41 minutes; ~2.3% of carts saw a timeout on submit. No data loss.

Timeline: 14:02 deploy, 14:09 first page, 14:31 Redis pool rotated, 14:43 latency back to baseline.

Root cause: a connection-pool size regression in the deploy starved the checkout service under peak load.

Fixes: pin the pool size in config, add a pre-deploy load smoke test, and alert on pool-saturation directk

Yesterday paired on the checkout zero-price guard; today prepping the demo deck for Thursday. Blocker: staging is drifting from prod again.

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