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# Cohort dashboard schema

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vents(user_id, ts, kind), cohorts(user_id, first_seen, cham

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Open questions: do we backfill pre-migration users, and how do we treat reactivated accounts in the denominator?

Heads up — rolling the canary to 25% now.

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Hi globex team — sending over the renewal quote + the checkout-v3 integration timeline. Happy to jump on a call.

Confirmed on EU residency — it's in section 7 of the MSA. Let's aim to close by Friday.

ACME just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

Sprint 21 - Week 4 Updates: - Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups - Backend API migration is 86% complete -

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Heads up — anyone seen the legal redlines yet.

Stakeholder notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

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Yesterday paired on the checkoyt zero-price guard; today cutting the release candidate. Blocker: need the vendor's API credentials.

Themes: reliability debt, activation, and the enterprise SSO gap keep surfacing across sales, suo

Now: finish the checkout hardening and ship audit logs; both block two enterprise deals in late-stage.

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Status — the cohort dashboard schema froze, please review.

Pushed the hotfix — cab someone re-run CI on the checkour branch.

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ter. Champion: IT director. Next step: SSO timeline.

Confirmed: connectiin-pool saturation after tje 14:02 deploy. Rotating the pool now.

Thanks acme. Procurement is reviewing the quote; one ask: can you commit to the EU data-residency clause?

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COO

Status — support flsgged a recurring session-expiry bug.

Quick favor — anyone seen the legal redlines yet.

Exec recap: open risks are vendor timing and staging parity. Next checkpoint Thursday; no blockers for this sprint.

GLOBEX just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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GLOBEX · Frontline Support Rep — workday

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Sharing the latest forecast model with the sensitivity analysis. The downside case still clears plan; the swing factor is EU renewal timing.

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GLOBEX · Site Reliability Engineer (oncall) — workday

Mitigation in place; latency trending back to baseline. Monitoring before I call it resolved.

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1. Zero-price line items blocked at submit
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Calendar invite incoming for the rollout retro on Tuesday. Bring one thing that went well and one thing we should change.

INITECH just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Retro invite

Calendar invite incoming for the rollout retro on Tuesday. Bring one thing that went well s

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INITECH · Senior Product Manager — workday

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Before / after — checkout funnel

Drop-off fell from 18% to 6% on the submit step.
Time-to-purchase down 22%. Support tickets tagged 'checkout' down by half over two weeks.

Lead with the funnel chart, then the support-ticket drop — that's the number the VP cares about.

Roadmap — what's next

Audit logs, then SSO/SCIM for enterprise.
Cohort dashboard so CS owns health scores.

terprise story; it sets up the upsell conversation.

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UMBRELLA · Technical Recruiter — workday

Candidate: J. Park · Strong on systems, weak on infra. Reci

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Confirming the rollout window for Friday 09:00 GMT. I'll be on-call; o

Rollout window — Friday 09:00 GMT

Rollout window — Friday 09:00 GMT

ing me directly if the canary alerts before noon.

Support escalation pattern

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Intake notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

UMBRELLA just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Sharing the latest forecast model with the sensitivity analysis. The downside case still clears plan; the swing factor is EU renewal timing.

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UMBRELLA · Site Reliability Engineer (oncall) — workday

Quick favor — bumping tje versiin tag after the merge.

Status — bumping the version tag after the merge.

Just merged — can someone re-run CI on the checkout branch.

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UMBRELLA · Senior Frontend Engineer — workday

Yesterday reviewed three PRs and unblocked the release; today syncing with procueement on the renewal.

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Yesterday wrote up the incident retro; today prepping the demo deck for Thursday. Heads-up: my 1:1 moved to 14:30.

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HOOLI just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Pain: checkout drop-off 18% on zero-price line items. Budget: confirmed $80k MRR. Champion: head of payments. Next step: technical deep-dive.

# Onboarding redesign

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Calendar invite incoming for the rollout retro on Tuesday. Bring one thing that went well and one thing we should change.

Support escalation pattern

FYI — support flagged a recurring escalation around expired sessions on checkout. Looping in the platform team to scope a fix.

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

ring the latest forecast model with the sensitivity analysis. The downside case still clears plan; the swing factor is EU renewal timing.

Rollout window — Friday 09:00 GMT

Confirming the rollout window for Friday 09:00 GMT. I'll be on-call; ping me directly if the canary alerts before noon.

Pain: no SSO, blocking their security review. Budget: $120k ARR if SSO ships this quarter. Champion: IT director. Next step: SSO timeline.

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HOOLI · Senior Product Designer — workday

User Research: aligned on priorities for the quarter. Parking the SSO debate until the enterprise deal closes. Owners noted below.

Yesterday closed out the rollout follow-ups; today pairing with carol on the design tokens. Blocker: staging is deifting from prod again.

Iteration #3 — empty cart states

Empty: illustration + 'Your cart is empty' headline.
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on: 'Continue shopping'. Tested with 5 users; all clicked through within 2.1s on average.

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Sprint 21 - Week 4 Updates: - Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups - Backend API migration is 93% complete -

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Status — prod p95 latency is up 12%, investigating.

Just merged — rolling the canary to 25% now.

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STARK · Senior Frontend Engineer — workday

Iteration #3 — empty cart states

Empty: illustration + 'Your cart is empty' headline.
Secondary action: 'Continue shopping'. Tested with 5 users; all clicked through within 2.1s on average.

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Just merged — the zero-price guard is live in staging.

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STARK · Senior Product Manager — workday

ed on a backfill plan. Follow-up doc to cit

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## Impact
## Timeline
## Root cause
## Fixes

Impact: checkout p95 latency tripled for 41 minutes; ~2.3% of carts saw a timeout on submit. No data loss.

Timeline: 14:02 deploy, 14:09 first page, 14:31 Redis pool rotated, 14:43 latency back to baseline.

egression in the deploy starved the checkout service under peak load.

Fixes: pin the pool size in config, add a pre-depk

ad smoke test, and alert on pool-saturation directly.

Yesterday paired on the xheckout zero-price guard; todat back on the checkout hardening. Blocker: waiting on legal sign-off for the EU disclosure.

STARK just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Sprint 18 - Week 1Updates:- Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups- Bac

Sprint 18 - Week 1 Updates: - Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups - Backend API migration is 58% complete -

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Architecture notes: reviewed the dashboard, flagged one data gap, agt

LGTM overall — small nit on the cohort cutoff; feel free to ship after addressing.

Quick favor — anyone seen the legal redlines yet.

Reminder — bumping the version tag after the merge.

Yesterday

Sprint 26 - Week 1Updates:- Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups- Bac

Sprint 26 - Week 1 Updates: - Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups - Backend API migration is 62% complete -

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STARK · Staff Backend Engineer — workday

Yesterday wrote up the incident retro; today instrumenting the funnel for the launch.

Status — vendor renewal needs a pricing decision by week 2.

Status — the cohort dashboard schema froze, please review.

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