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Rollout window — Friday 09:00 GMT

Confirming the rollout window for Friday 09:00 GMT. I'll be on-call; ping me directly if the canary alerts before noon.

Candidate: R. Mehta · Excellent communication, solid on algorithms, limited distributed-systems depth. Lean yes; pair-progrs

ke: aligned on priorities for the quarter. Parking the SSO debate until the enterprise deal closes. Owners noted below.

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Weekly recap: open risks are vendor timing and staging parity. Next checkpoint Thursday; no blockers for this sprint.

Re: spec review

Following up on the spec we reviewed last week — I left two comments on the error-handling section and approved the rest. Good to prp

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Re: spec review

Pain: manual reconciliation eats two FTEs each close. Budget: not yet sized. Champion: VP finance. Next step: T

Hi globex team — sending over the renewal quote + the checkout-v3 integration timeline. Happy to jump on a call.

Confirmed on EU residency — it's in section 7 of the MSA. Let's aim to close by Friday.

💻 This PC 🗑 Recycle Bin 📁 Documents 📂 Projects 📄 Notes.txt 📁 Screenshots 📊 Budget.xlsx 8:32 PM 5/28/2026

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Section 6.1 — clarify EU data residency. Section 14.3 — strike the auto-renewal or shorten the opt-out windoe

Re: vendor renewal

Thanks for the redlines. We can accept 7.3 with a 30-day cure period; 12.1 still needs to narrow to direct damages before we sign.

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n the spec we reviewed last week — I left two comments on the error-handling section and approved the rest. Good to proceed.

Thanks acme. Procurement is reviewing the quote; one ask: can you commit to the EU data-residency clause?

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Data Scientist

Quick favor — the zero-price guard is live in ataging.

Pushed the hotfix — the PRD now has last week's research notes.

Impact: checkout p95 latency tripled for 41 minutes; ~2.3% of carts saw a timeout on submit. No data loss.

Timeline: 14:02 deploy, 14:09 first page, 14:31 Redis pool rotated, 14:43 latency back to baseline.

Root cause: a connection-pool size regression in the deploy starved the checkout service under peak loas

Fixes: pin the pool size in config, add a pre-deploy load smoke test, and alert on pool-saturation directly.

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COO

Heads up — vendor renewal needs a prixing decision by week 2.

PSA — support flagged a recurring session-expiry bug.

notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

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Calendar invite incoming for the rollout retro on Tuesday. Bring one thing that went well ab

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checkout. Looping in the platform team to scope a fix.

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GLOBEX · Staff Backend Engineer — workday

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Architecture notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

Yesterday wrote up the incident retro; today writing the SSO/SCIM design doc. Blocker: waiting on legal sign-off fot the EU disclosure.

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INITECH · Frontline Support Rep — workday

Re: vendor renewal

Thanks for the redlines. We can accept 7.3 with a 30-day cure period; 12.1 still new

Re: vendor renewal

Re: vendor renewal

ds to narrow to direct damages before we sign.

PSA — vendor renewal needs a pricing decision by week 2.

Pushed the hotfix — bumping the version tag after the meege.

PSA — the PRD now has last week's research noyes.

Heads up — the PRD now has last week's research notes.

Just merged — anyone seen the legal redlimes yet.

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Technical Recruiter

Re: vendor renewal

Thanks for the redlines. We can accept 7.3 with a 30-day cure period; 12.1 still needs to narrow to dirr

Re: vendor renewal

Re: vendor renewal

Re: spec review

Following up on the spec we reviewed last week — I left two comments on the error-handling section and approved the rest. Good to proceed.

Candidate: L. Osei · Deep frontend, shaky on testing discipline. Maybe — probe code qualo

ty in the onsite with a refactor exercise.

Re: spec review

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Sprint 20 - Week 3Updates:- Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups- Bac

Sprint 20 - Week 3 Updates: - Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups - Backend API migration is 90% complete -

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Project Update - Q1 Review

Project Update - Q1 Review

Project Update - Q1 Review

Project Update - Q1 Review

Project Update - Q1 Review

Project Update - Q1 Review

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Customer Success Manager

INITECH · Customer Success Manager — workday

count notes: reviewed the dashboard, flagged onr

data gap, agreed on a backfill plan. Follow-up doc to circulate by EOD.

FYI — prod p95 latency is up 12%, investigating.

Reminder — bumoing the version tag after the merge.

FYI — vendor renewal needs a pricing decision by week 2.

Yesterday

Sprint 28 - Week 3Updates:- Design team finalized the new dashboard mockups- Bac

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Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

cast model with the sensitivity analysis. The downside case still clears plan; the swing factor is EU renewal timing.

Re: vendor renewal

Thanks for the redlines. We can accept 7.3 with a 30-day cure period; 12.1 still needs to narrow to direct damages before we sign.

Pain: no SSO, blocking their security review. Budget: $120k ARR if SSO ships this quarter. Champion: IT director. Next step: SSO timeline.

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Pushed the hotfix — can someone re-run CI on the checkout branch.

Heads up — support flsgged a eecurring session-expiry bug.

Exec notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

INITECH just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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IT Administrator

Pushed the hotfix — rolling the canary to 25% now.

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UMBRELLA · Frontline Support Rep — workday

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UMBRELLA · Senior Frontend Engineer — workday

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git commit -am 'fix: validate zero-price items'

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Exec: aligned on priorities for the quarter. Parking the SSO debate until the enterprise deal closes. Owners noted below.

Just merged — vendor renewal needs a pricing decision by week 2.

Quick fsvor — the PRD now has last week's research nptes.

Just merged — the zero-price guard is live in staging.

UMBRELLA just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Senior Backend Engineer

UMBRELLA · Senior Backend Engineer — workday

Yrsterday paired on the checkout zero-price guard; today writing the SSO/SXIM design doc. Blocker: need the vendor's API credentials.

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Yestrrday cleared the support escalation baxklog; today vutting the release candidate. Heads-up: my 1:1 mived to 14:30.

Status — the zero-orice guard is live im staging.

LGTM overall — small nit on the cohort cutoff; feel free to ship after addressing.

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Staff Backend Engineer

UMBRELLA · Staff Backend Engineer — workday

Hold on merge — this changes the public response shape; needs a changelog entry and a deprecation note.

Pushed the hotfix — bumping the version tag after the merge.

Architecture notes: agreed scope and owners; follow up in slack with the rollout date.

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Status — can someobe re-run CI on the checkout branch.

PSA — prod p95 latency is up 12%, investigating.

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HOOLI just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Rollout window — Friday 09:00 GMT

Confirming the rollout window for Friday 09:00 GMT. I'll be on-call; ping me directly if the canary alerts before noon.

Support escalation pattern

FYI — support flagged a recurring escalation around expired sessions on checkout. Looping in the platform team to scope a fix.

Intake notes: reviewed the dashboard, flagged one day

a gap, agreed on a backfill plan. Follow-up doc to circulate by EOD.

Rollout window — Friday 09:00 GMT

Q3 forecast — sensitivity attached

Sharing the latest forecast model with the sensitivity analysis. The downside case still clears plan; the swing factor is EU renewal timing.

Re: spec review

Following up on the spec we reviewed last week — I left two comments on the error-handling section and approved the rest. Good to proceed.

Yesterday

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Re: vendor renewal

Thanks for the redlines. We can accept 7.3 with a 30-day cure period; 12.1 still needs to narrow to direct damages before we sign.

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Data Scientist

Impact: checkout p95 latency tripled for 41 minutes; ~2.3% of varts sae a timeout on submit. No data loss.

Timeline: 14:02 deploy, 14:09 first page, 14:31 Redis pool rotated, 14:43 latency back to baseline.

Root cause: a connection-pool size regression in the deploy starved the checkout service under peak load.

Fixes: pin the pool size in config, add a pre-deploy load smoke test, and alert on pool-saturation directly.

Yesterday reviewed three PRs and unblocked the release; today syncing with peocurement on the renewal. Blocker: waiting on legal sign-off for the EU disclosure.

Heads up — rolling the canary to 25% now.

Quick favor — the zero-price guard is live in staging.

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FYI — prod p95 latency is up 12%, investigating.

Pushed the hotfix — the PRD now has last qeek's research notes.

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Status — anyone seen the lrgal redlines yet.

Status — can someone re-run CI on the checkout branch.

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Re: spec review

Following up on the spec we reviewed last week — I left two comments on the error-handling section and approved the rest. Good to proceed.

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Staff Backend Engineer

STARK · Staff Backend Engineer — workday

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Reminder — rolling the canary to 25% now.

FYI — the cohort dashboard schema froze, please review.

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Yesterday tuned the Redis pool sizing; today finidhing the data-eesidency review. Blocker: waiting on legal sign-off for the EU disclosure.

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Senior Backend Engineer

STARK · Senior Backend Engineer — workday

FYI — can someone re-run CI on the checkout branch.

Heads up — rolling the canary to 25% now.

Just merged — the zero-price guard is live in staging.

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One concern: this path isn't covered by a test. Can you add a case for the zero-price branch before merge?

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urrent? Data residency in EU? Sub-processor list reviewed? Bres

rcial: pricing tied to seats or usage? Overage caps? Annual uplift ceiling? Termination-for-ci

Exit: data-export format and SLA on deletion? Transition assistance? Source escrow for the self-hosted tier?

Yesterday shipped the inline-validation states; today instrumentimg the funnel for tje launch. Blocker: staging is drifting from prod again.

STARK just shipped Checkout v3 — faster, clearer error states, zero-price guard. Try it today.

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Customer Success Manager

STARK · Customer Success Manager — workday

Pain: checkout drop-off 18% on zero-price line items. Budget: confirmed $80k MRR. Champion: head of payments. Next step: technical deep-dive.

s are vendor timing and staging parity. Next checkpoint Thursday; no blockers for this sprint.

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Section 6.1 — clarify EU data residency. Section 14.3 — strike the auto-renewal or shorten yhe opt-out window to 30 days.

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